Achayans Page #3

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- Why not?

I wanted 300 chickens.

I couldn't find a dealer.

So, I poisoned the chicken.

All 300 died.

I cooked awesome Biryani.

There were no problems.

But the bride's father died.

How come only he died?

A greedy hen had eaten more poison.

The bride's father

ate that chicken.

The hen was careless. At least, he

should've been more careful, right?

Cheers.

- Cheers.

Spirit of the forest!

Should we add water?

- Water! What are you saying?

This is elixir.

There is a scientific way

to drink it.

Watch me. Don't drink it

like how you usually do.

Drink like this.

Jesus!

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You can add some water.

Very little.

What?

Who mixes water in arrack?

Water is necessary.

God!

What do you do, Roy?

Have you heard of Marayur?

- I will.

Half of it belongs to the

government and rest to him.

He has farms there.

- Agriculture!

Pepper and grass.

- Why?

Some cannabis plants

here and there.

Only for household purposes.

He makes great cocktails.

A chronic bachelor.

His biggest weakness is woman.

His favourite holiday spot

is Pattaya, Bangkok.

What does do there?

- Plucking weeds.

"Drink arrack to see

stars in the morning."

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"Drink arrack to see

stars in the morning."

"Drink, fight and sleep

when you get tired."

"Music will come to you."

"Chorus will come

to sing along."

"Drink and puke."

"Make your drink your friend."

"Drink it like water."

"And dance till your drop."

"Drink till

you lose consciousness."

"Drink arrack to see

stars in the morning."

"Drink, fight and sleep

when you get tired."

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"Tomorrow, the world

will be ruled by the ale."

"The day will come where

everyone becomes equal."

A full boat to there."

"Only half will come back."

"Mix the elixir in water."

"And fly to the paradise."

"To dance and be merry"

"make this clear liquid

your best friend."

Everyone's happy.

Thank you.

The groom is a drunkard,

isn't he?

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It was her choice.

I couldn't oppose.

Uncle, is it time

for the bride to leave?

Yes, ask them to start.

Oh, Jesus!

It is time for the holy mass,

George.

Where is the groom?

He hasn't come yet, Father.

- It's getting late, George.

Jesus!

Where's my son?

Sir, we looked for him everywhere.

He is nowhere to be seen.

George.

What do we do now?

I don't know.

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My God!

You answered my prayers.

I am happy.

I am happy.

What are you saying, George?

Even God doesn't approve

of this wedding.

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