Ace Ventura Jr: Pet Detective Page #3

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- Yeah.

Oh, wow.

One more punch and y ou get a free y ogurt.

What? "The Cinnamon Hippo"?

Is thatlike Chuck E Cheese?

Never mind that.

Russell Hollander, NBFW.

- National Bureau of Fish and Wildlife.

- Smart kid. I'm in charge here.

Do y ou have any idea how often they let a member

of Fish and Wildlife lead a SWAT team?

Yeah. Never.

You guy s don't even get badges. You wear patches.

Give me that.

I'll have y ou arrested for assaulting a federal officer.

OK, fine. Jeez.

But, technically, police dogs outrank y ou.

- (man) Ranger Hollander? They're towing y our car, sir.

- Again?

(Melissa) Wait.

Can'ty ou just tell us whaty ou're looking for?

Your case is the biggest in history. They're calling guy s

back from Alaska for this. Play ing dumb isn't gonna work.

You left alot of evidence at the scene, Mrs. Ventura.

We found y our shoeprints all over the place.

- In English, Ranger Smith.

- Ting Tang has been stolen.

My mom works for the zoo.

Of course her prints are there.

And y our bank accounts show

y ou live pay check-to-pay check.

I suspect a panda cub

brings big bucks on the black market.

We've found something, sir!

What is this?

- Your ransom note?

- Somebody sent that. I don't even knowwhat it means.

- And this.

- A tranquilizer gun.

- Sir, y ourfinger... prints.

- Recently fired.

They give us all tranquilizer guns.

I used it to sedate a chimpanzee.

Thatwas actually very funny.

He grabbed this tourist's leg and started...

That's enough, Ace.

Melissa Ventura,

y ou're under arrest.

- What? (snarls and growls)

- Whoa, whoa!

Down, boy! Down, boy!

Down, boy! Down! Down!

(snarls)

It's all been a mistake. This has all been a mistake.

There y ou go. There we go. We'll sort it all out.

That's so good.

It's like chocolate. Mm. They're so addictive.

(gasps)

- (Hollander) Come on.

- Not until I make a call for someone to stay with my son.

- Give her the cellphone.

- Mom, I'll find Ting Tang.

No. You promised.

I don'twanty ou to do any thing, Ace.

One call.

- OK, while y ou walk. Come on.

- I'm gonna call his grandfather.

But, Mom, Grandpa's gonna be

on a cruise for anotherfourweeks.

- I'm calling y our other grandpa.

- What other grandpa?

Grandpa...

- Ventura.

- Huh?

Rex? It's Melissa.

(coughing and wheezing)

(coughing continues)

Come on, Spark.

Come on, Spark.

Sorry about that.

Hello, Ace.

Grandpa?

First thing, y our mom is fine.

She's gonna have a bail hearing on Friday.

You can see her then.

(wheezes)

(coughs)

Darn hairballs.

What can y ou do?

My cat's on his eighth life.

There are some spots

he's simply too old to lick himself.

(retches)

(coughs)

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