Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie Page #5

F***, f***, f***.

F*** it!

I am going out.

Do what you want.

You can do what you want.

Just don't do it to get at me.

I ruined my life

by trying not to make

my mother happy.

Don't do the same.

You wearing Stella McCartney tonight, Eds?

Uh, no, darling, no.

She still won't let me in her shop.

I'm here on the red carpet

of the Huki Muki retrospective...

with London's fashion glitterati.

If you're not here,

then who the hell are you?

You're singing tonight, Lulu.

Yeah. It's going to be

a great crowd in there.

I'm excited.

Jerry, you look ravishing.

What are you wearing?

Well, Richard, I'm wearing a dress

that was given to me by Chanel.

As you can see, it's beautiful.

I have lots of their dresses.

Magda, is it possible...

No.

Gwendoline? Gwendoline?

How are you?

You're really tall.

Well spotted.

It's just I was

speaking to Lulu

and she's quite small.

Great.

Last ones, please.

Good grief. Oh,

Christ, love,

we can see your bumhole.

This way.

Do you think Kate's already here?

Hiya, hiya, hiya.

Where's Kate?

Darling, just be cool.

I am cool, darling.

I am cool.

Oh, sh*t! Lulu.

Forgot to ring her.

What'll I tell Lulu?

Oi! You're not wearing

my clothes, are you?

No, darling, no.

This is all T. K. Maxx.

T. K. Maxx.

I can't stand that woman.

Let it go. Just breathe.

Stella, darling.

Is your father with you?

Is little Pauly with you?

No.

Oh, that's a shame.

I was hoping to have

a little catch-up with him.

I haven't seen him

since 1969,

know what I mean?

Ugh, God, and the world blamed Yoko.

My shoes I just adore.

So comfortable.

They're also made by Chanel.

And are made of really soft leather.

Huki Muki!

I need to piss.

Huki! Huki!

Just a word, please!

Huki! Huki Muki!

Sorry, Huki won't speak.

Why do you think

there's been

a Huki Muki revival?

It's about blobs.

Great big blobs of color.

But why now?

It's simply that

we're ready to

see it again.

Thank you very much.

Claudia Bing, an incredible woman.

You know, Richard,

you really can't go wrong

with Chanel.

I've been a big fan of Karl's

for so many years,

and I love what he does.

And glasses off.

And glasses on again, darling.

Ladies and gentlemen,

La Roux!

He wants to know

What it feels like

Excuse me.

Just looking for my mate, Kate.

She wants to know What it feels like

To settle down Settle down

He's got the money

Have you seen Kate Moss?

Just looking for Kate.

He wants to pounce

You're joking.

He wants to pounce

Never know ifhe's giving you up

Are youjust not good enough

Lulu, I thought you were singing tonight.

That's what I was told.

She's done this to me before as well.

Oi!

You. You told Lulu

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