Abracadabra Page #3

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And you're complaining already?

He does the laundry,

the dishes, he vacuums,

...he doesn't snore, he's kind...

You should be thanking me.

I don't understand you.

MY PARADISE APARTMENTS

NEW DEVELOPMEN Come on, Carlos, we're waiting.

Today would be nice!

Let's go!

Is he asleep up there?

Move your ass!

What the f***?

It's not f***ing raining!

Where are you going?

Over here!

Stop, stop! F***ing hell! Stop!

What are you doing?

Bring it over here.

That's it. Nice and slow.

Gentle.

Slowly...

Slow! Holy sh*t! Stop!

Stop! F***!

Carlos, stop!

What's wrong with you, you moron?

Are you trying to kill us?

Do you have the spirit's address?

Number seven...

It could be that one...

Over there.

This is it.

Let's see...

Three.

Hello?

Carmen, this is breaking

and entering! F***!

Excuse me? Hello?

- Please come in.

- Hello.

Please come in.

Make yourselves at home.

- Nice place.

- Thank you.

We love decorating.

We're very modern.

How about some music?

It's Kenny G. The latest album.

- We're sorry to intrude...

- It's fine.

- We'd like to talk to...

- Yes,

...we want to talk, too.

And find out who you are...

...and why you're here.

Well...

Cranberry juice?

- Yes.

- No, we're in a hurry.

In a hurry? Please...

Let me show you something.

Come...

We're looking for...

- Later.

- ...someone who lived here...

You have to see this.

Pepe. Pepe!

Bye, darling.

Delicious! Did you make them?

- So...

- Really?

Our masterpiece.

An exact replica.

The mattress,

100% memory foam.

- Want to try it?

- No, thanks.

Try, it feels so good.

I was wondering...

How old I am?

What's your guess?

24? 32?

You're not sure.

SWINGING.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

I'm actually 50.

I know I don't look it.

It says it here.

Pepe, this is 9 Coln Street!

We've got the wrong address.

Pepe?

That cocktease!

They redid the numbers.

Number 7 is now 5. Unbelievable.

What? I felt sorry for her.

FOR SALE:

That's the one.

We have to call.

Sh*t, Dad! You scared me.

Go on, let me study.

I've got a test tomorrow.

Can I help?

Dad, you don't know sh*t,

gimme a break.

Forget Pythagoras,

you don't need to calculate...

...that the square of the hypotenuse is

equal to the square of the two sides.

Simply apply geometry to the math.

The area of a hexagon is

the same as the six triangles,

We've got the triangle's base

and the apothem,

...so use that and multiply by six.

Now I get it!

You explain it better than the teacher.

Dinner's ready!

OK.

You should put some clothes on.

So you don't catch cold.

This is delicious fish.

- Toi, you have to eat.

- I'm not hungry.

You'll end up an anorexic mess,

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