About Last Night Page #4

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So should I tell them you were...

I was eating p*ssy

all night, Keller.

Wow, hey, nice.

- Why is corporate here?

- Asset review.

They just showed up. I was

like, "What, no phone call?"

They were like, "if you try to be funny

again, we're gonna rip your throat out."

Which is, like, so them, you know?

Anyway, Bernie, luckily,

you're prepared, right?

- Sure am, boss.

- Let's do it.

Follow you, my fearless leader.

Go get 'em.

Really?

Clean it up, b*tch.

Stop, I'm playing.

Debbie, are you with us?

- Did you?

- Yeah.

Where you going, Danny?

Danny, what are you doing?

Are you gonna go see

your little f***-buddy?

- Hey.

- I'm serious, don't go. Okay?

If you stay, I'll let

you see the taint.

- No.

- I wanna show it to you.

- F***, man, I gotta go!

- You gonna go look at Debbie's taint?

Yeah, it's much better than yours.

James has seen my taint!

You saw it.

Bernie!

- Well, it just depends on your monthly sales.

- Bernie...

- Where's Danny?

- I don't know, ask him.

I would if I could find the man.

Debbie, where are you?

I need one more teeth

cleaning for my log.

Hey, if you're with

Danny, don't brush after,

I need a challenge.

Okay, that's enough.

I will hurt you in this chair.

- There you go.

- Thank you, Case.

Thanks again for

covering my ass, Danny.

And I'll get you the last two

months next week. I promise.

Don't take this the wrong

way, I'm just curious.

Why can't you pay your bill?

You got customers.

Yeah, Casey, everybody's

inside drinking.

Yeah, but that doesn't

mean they're paying.

Why? Are you running tabs?

What is this, 1978?

Look, what do you want me to do?

They're my regulars.

- Get 'em MasterCards.

- It's tough times right now.

That's not your problem.

It is my problem.

These are my friends.

Casey, you gotta start looking

at these guys as your customers.

- Damn sure do, Case.

- That's your problem.

What is up with you? Did you

get back together with Alison?

- He's f***ing this new chick.

- Good, I'm real happy for you.

Not for nothing, when

you were with Alison,

you weren't the coolest guy in

the world to hang around with.

Just saying.

Thanks again.

- Hey, you going to the movies tonight?

- I don't know.

Are you coming to the movies tonight,

or are you gonna flake again?

I don't know.

Why? Is Danny coming?

You know, it would be good for you

two to go out in public together

instead of being vampires.

I've never done the serious

relationship thing,

but I smell not ready all over him.

Well, maybe you're not

sniffing in the right places.

Hello?

I'm sorry, I don't

mean to bother you.

You were the only house with the

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