Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy Page #5

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A new suit of clothes

for me.

Of course you'll have to

have your shoes shined.

I'll have to buy some expensive

gifts to take home to the folks.

You can send home

a couple of postcards.

Excuse me, I owe you a thousand

apologies for my unwarranted behavior.

I will buy the medallion.

I'm sorry,

we have another buyer.

And she's

prettier than you are.

And tonight I'm gonna

meet her at the Cafe Bagdad.

Hetsut. Iben

We'll wait for darkness.

You came a long way

from St. Louis

You climbed the ladder

of success

I've seen the town and country

cars that were parked out in front

Of your fancy address

You came a long way

from St. Louis

You broke

a lot of hearts between

I've met a gang

of gloomy gals who were

Doing all right

till you came on the scene

You blew in from the middle

west and certainly impressed

the population hereabouts

But, honey, I've got news

for you I'm from Missouri, too

So naturally,

I've got my doubts

You've got them

dropping by the wayside

A feeling

I ain't gonna know

You came a long way

from St. Louis

But, baby, you still got

a long way to go

You blew in

from the middle west

And certainly impressed

the population hereabouts

But, honey,

I've got news for you

I'm from Missouri, too, and

naturally, I've got my doubts

You've got them dropping

by the wayside

A feeling

I ain't gonna know

You came a long way

from St. Louis

But, baby you still got

a long way to go

You've got

a long way to go

You got a long way to go

No, you don't.

Well, I don't see her.

Maybe we're too early.

Well, I've got enough money

for hamburgers and coffee.

And after we

sell the medallion...

we'll have

steaks and potatoes.

Come on, let's sit down.

Waiter.

Two hamburgers

and two coffees, please.

Yes, sir. Very well, sir.

Hey, this is a good time to get

the lowdown on that fake jewelry...

before we make a deal

with that dame.

Waiter.

Does this mean

anything to you?

It means death.

Death to whoever holds it.

Hey.

You better get rid of that medallion.

You heard what the waiter said:

"It's death to

whoever holds it. "

Mmm-hmm.

You know, Lou...

I think it was the medallion that caused

those characters to throw the knives at us.

You're so right.

Boy, am I glad

I feel good.

Flowers?

Flowers.

How much are those flowers?

$1.

How much are these?

$1.

I ain't got no money.

No money?

Uh-uh.

They're a little wilted, you

can have them for nothing.

Sorry, sir. When you put

the flower on my tray...

you accidentally

put this jewelry on it.

Oh, no.

I will bring the coffee later.

Okay.

Lou.

Isn't that

a beautiful girl over there?

Abbott, I believe this girl

over here is much prettier.

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