Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man Page #4

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You leave that alone!

Touch that again, I'll

break both of your arms.

You take this grip...

I told you not to touch it!

Give me

that bill.

Put it there and leave it there.

That's better. Now you...

Give me that bill.

Give me your hand.

Put it in my hand like that

and leave it there!

Take this grip down to the car,

and I'll be right with you.

Hurry up.

Wise guy.

Hello, operator?

Give me police headquarters.

Tommy?

Tommy?

Here's your grip,

Tommy.

Was he in there? Yeah, he

was unpackin' and I'm packin'.

What did you see? An empty

woods full ofTommy Nelson.

Don't give me that invisible

stuff again. Honest.

And there were

footsteps with no feet.

And the grip that was unpackin'

itself. All right, let's go.

That's some disguise. The cops

will never recognize you.

I'm not gonna

get near any cops.

And I'm counting on you guys

to help me. You can trust me.

Tommy.

You can trust me, too.

Thanks. Let's shake on it.

Come on, let's

get out of here!

If I'd known it was you,

I wouldn't have come.

If it's a wild goose chase... There's

a sitting duck right in my car.

You bag him and I'll bag the

reward. I want Tommy Nelson!

I got the keys

in my pocket.

Don't get excited. There's

no use you losing your head.

Cause, I mean...

Oh, Tommy.

Not again.

Come out with your hands up.

What! You again?

I knew you'd do something like

this. Take me to the station!

You gonna see that nice man? Yes,

I'm gonna have my head examined.

I saw another man

in the car when we drove up.

And I'll have your head

examined, too! Come on.

What's your

alibi now?

He did it again. And you did it again...

after me phoning

the cops to be here.

And you did that again!

Now, don't be smart.

I told you not to

get smart, didn't I?

Now, I'll show you

who is the boss.

No, I'll show

you who's boss.

Who said that? The voice is familiar,

but I can't quite place the face.

You brought the cops here and

tried to double-cross me again.

Oh, no, it's Tommy Nelson.

Lou, he's here!

- I touched him.

- I think he touched you back.

If either of you

ever cross me again...

I'll break every bone

in your bodies.

Tommy, I didn't do anything.

Don't give me excuses.

Get in the car.

Yes, sir.

Not in the front,

in the back!

Give me the keys.

Hurry, the keys!

Fine pal

you are!

Stand there and

watch me get beat up.

Bud, believe me, I

didn't see a thing. Yeah.

Boy, I sure

scared that guy.

If we get in an accident,

do you bleed, too?

Mr. Nelson,

I want to apologize.

Okay, from now on,

we'll work together.

You didn't kill your fight manager,

did you? The evidence says I did.

When I stepped out of

the shower that night...

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