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for a two-grand f***ing loan.
The f***ing knob.
Just for the record,
what made you... possessed you
to go into a post office with no weapon
and expect to walk out?
F***ing stupidity, I think.
I walked in, put the bag in
through the tray and said,
"Put the money in the bag
and don't do anything stupid."
He went, "What?"
So I repeated myself.
He went, "F*** off!"
Pushed the button.
And I was like, "F***!"
'Cause I've seen it on TV
where the f***ing...
the shutters come down
and the shutters come down.
And I thought, "Oh, f***ing hell!
I'm well stuck here!"
I turned round and looked at the door,
and it was still, like, slightly open,
and I just f***ing ran for the door.
I were, boom, in my car and off.
I were gone.
- Was the alarm ringing?
- F***, yeah.
That's loud, that.
That were loud, that.
I remember that f***ing sound.
I'll remember that sound forever.
It was f***ing horrible.
So how were you caught?
I did it in my own f***ing car.
My own car.
No f***ing false reg plates on it.
I parked the f***ing thing outside.
And you're coming up for trial shortly?
That'll be a plead guilty, I suppose.
I can't f***ing deny it, can I really?
What have they charged you with?
Attempted robbery.
Attempted robbery.
- Without firearms, though.
- Without firearms.
- Did they have you on CCTV?
- No.
They couldn't really prove it was you, then.
I've admitted it, though.
You shouldn't have said anything.
"No comment."
I've admitted it, though.
Naught I can do about it.
The only reason that I went in there
was through fear.
Like, I've got to get this f***ing money.
My time's running out.
It was like I had to do what I had to do.
There's a lot of people with debts
like you who are struggling.
Yeah? How do they get out of it?
How do they get out of it?
That's what I want to know.
How do they get out of it?
It's not nice owing all this money.
But there's got to be a way out.
You wanna buy some carpet?
All the fish have died out of that fish tank.
F*** you!
- Worse than your driving, Andy.
- I know.
Hey, no one beats my driving, c*nt.
Will you f*** off? Come on.
You're pissing me off now.
You're pissing me off.
Move out of the way, will you?
Just keep the f***ing noise down,
or you'll be moving.
Shut up!
Shut up or I'll send someone out
to beat you up in a minute.
- Who will?
- I will.
This is my manor where, in daytime,
I act as a social worker.
Everyone seems to come to me
with their problems around this area.
And other areas outside Manchester, too.
It's one of them deprived areas.
I was born here and bred here,
and this is where I want to stay.
F***ing hell!
It's a f***ing safari!
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