A Very British Gangster Page #3

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little d*ckhead, right!

Don't take me for some little d*ckhead.

I was getting griped up for f*** all,

so don't take me for some dick.

You shouting nearly got me

done for on the street.

Because I'm shouting at you...

Because I'm shouting at you,

I nearly got myself arrested.

You were told to give your name

and information, yeah?

Give the information

and shut your f***ing mouth.

I f***ing gave my information.

You weren't getting grabbed up,

you little knobhead,

so shut your f***ing mouth!

They said he'll be out Monday now.

They've taken the car, have they?

We've got to get our van now.

That's been clamped, sorry to say.

- I asked.

- It's not. It's not.

Dom said it might be...

Steve said they clamp them for the day...

You can't do a right here, can you?

No. Go on, just do one anyway.

We was walking up the road, yeah,

to collect the car, to collect the van,

and an Audi's pulled up,

a knob in an Audi Estate's pulled up,

skidded, jumped out,

said, "No one move.

"Stand again the wall. Freeze.

"Put your hands up.

Let me see your hands," and all that.

So why were you two guys fighting?

That was just a little silly argument

blown out of proportion.

The police were like...

He's giving the police loads, yeah?

I'm just trying to calm down,

saying, the more you shout,

the more you're just gonna

get yourself f***ed.

They'll just arrest you.

They'll say, "Look, sunshine,"

throw you in the back of the van,

and he's riding f***ing...

But there's a way of doing it

and there's a way

of explaining things to people,

and poking somebody in the face

in a public place just pissed me off.

Andy, how do you feel about being the boss?

We're the boss.

Me and him are the oldest, simple as.

And we're the younger brothers of the family.

Thank you.

Have you been arrested before?

I have done, yeah, and I've been

into a young offenders institute.

- And how old are you now?

- Seventeen.

You're 17.

So, if you weren't working for Dom,

what would you be doing?

Acting.

Acting? Great.

So who are you acting for?

I've done things for Red Productions,

Love In the 21 st Century,

I've done adverts with Roy Keane

and David Beckham.

Really?

I've tried getting him in,

but he won't get off his arse

and get it into gear four and do his lines.

Whoa!

Why do I need to sit and stand

and just speak a load of bullshit

into a camera?

I've got better things to do with my time.

You'd make more money from acting

than you would from criminality.

I wouldn't say that.

- But I'm not a criminal.

- Okay.

You're just assuming I'm a criminal.

I'm not.

But you're part of the crew.

Are you part of crew?

Part of Dominic's crew?

Dominic's...

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