A Serbian Film

A SERBIAN FILM:

Directed by Srdjan Spasojevic

Baby, I'm gonna f*ck you up!

Are you insane?

Haven't we agreed about

putting away your flicks?

What's that?

Give it to mommy.

Sorry, but it's

not a big deal.

I saw my first porn

when I was his age.

How are you, kiddo?

But your dad wasn't

starring in it!

Maria, I'm sorry

I didn't mean it.

I dug up that DVD because...

Laylah called and

wanted to see me today.

Baby, you want mommy

to make you a toast?

The jumping bread!

Mom, what was dad

doing there?

Nothing, hon.

Just playing with a girl friend.

It's like a cartoon

for the grownups.

Honey, I have to pay

for Petar's singing lessons.

Bye, dad.

- Bye, dad.

Easy on that whiskey.

Rye kills sexual appetite.

That's why I drink it.

So, how's family life?

- Nice.

How are Petar and... Maria?

Yes, Maria.

They're fine.

Next year Petar's

starting school.

It'll be interesting

when they ask about

his father's occupation.

His father is a fine gentleman

in a premature retirement.

The problem with that pension

is that it's not lifelong.

How much do you have

stashed? 5 or 10 grand?

Milos, you were more

than just a porn star

you were an artist.

All actresses you worked with

wanted to marry you.

You're still an artist,

but with a temporary block.

And I'm your guardian angel.

Listen.

Something big is about to

happen. Artistic pornography

of the highest level.

Here, in Serbia.

In Serbia? -Only filmed here,

but for the foreign market.

Terribly professional.

Phenomenally paid. If you accept

your family will be settled

till the end of Petar's life.

The man's name is Vukmir.

He'll call you in a few days.

Be nice to him.

Here's something for the junior.

Wow, where's his pussy?

You didn't tell me you brought

your copper bro to the meeting.

I came on my own. I knew you'd

be here and couldn't miss

a chance to see you.

I'm your great admirer.

You're well preserved.

Who's the plastic surgeon

we have to thank to?

You know I started early.

I don't need plastic yet.

Everybody needs it.

These don't

So long, fags.

Milos, you heard my advice.

A hooker!

- A porn star.

Has-been.

You know the kind of work

she did after you married?

I know.

No one could handle

a dick like she could.

A natural talent.

Funny she hasn't

contacted her dealer

in the past few years.

Is she off drugs?

Doubtful. A new,

rich provider, more likely.

You'll alienate me

from my friends

if you keep checking on them.

Friends, in Serbia?

You can't check them enough.

I gotta go.

Say hello to your kid

and his beautiful mom.

I'm paying for the bite.

So long.

- Bye.

Sleeping time, hands up.

Dad?

- Yes?

Know that friend of yours

that you were

beating in the video

It's only a movie. Make believe.

When dad was young.

I know, but while

I was watching it

I felt something

strange. - What?

Like some kind

of a wheel, spinning.

A wheel? Where?

- Down there, near my willie.

Several of them,

like a family, traveling.

Do they live in me?

They do, hon, in all of us.

We all have them.

Everyone in the world?

- Yes, everyone.

They're gone now,

so close your eyes

think of them and

you'll fall asleep faster.

What language is that?

I'm translating

for some Swedes.

Swedish? I'm great in it.

That's right.

Wait, I know more.

Listen to this.

You would be a mega star.

So, you say Laylah is

offering you a serious job?

So she said.

It's strange.

Why would anyone

offer me big money

after such a long pause?

In Serbia?

And after all the crap

I shot, look at this.

Maybe they need

the only porn star

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