A Pigeon Sat On A Branch Reflecting On Existence Page #3

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- We will take the masks.

- Please, don't.

I have no money!

Now it's Wilma's turn.

Welcome Wilma.

Stand right here.

- How do you feel?

- Fine.

Good.

- What are you doing for us?

- Reading a poem.

A poem? Okay.

- And who taught you that?

- I did myself.

You learned the poem yourself?

That was very good of you.

- What's the poem about?

- A bird.

It's about a bird?

- What kind of bird?

- A pigeon.

About a pigeon!

- And what did the pigeon do?

- It sat on a branch.

It sat on a branch?

- What did it do on the branch?

- It rested and reflected.

It rested and reflected?

- What did the pigeon reflect on?

- The fact that it had no money.

- What was that?

- The fact that it had no money.

That it had no money? Gosh.

- What happened then?

- It flew home.

And then it flew home? I see.

- Then the poem ends.

- And then the poem ends?

What a beautiful poem.

I say we give Wilma

a warm applause!

What the hell do you want?

- We're sort of lost.

- What? Turn the music down.

- What was that?

- We're lost.

- What do you mean, "lost"?

- We don't know where we are.

No?

We're looking for an address

that doesn't seem to exist.

Indeed.

We have the directions,

but they seem completely off.

Yeah, it's all wrong.

We're looking for a store

called Party.

Yeah.

The owner is called Bengtsson.

He owes us money.

Yeah, $13,800.

Really?

What line of work are you in?

- The entertainment business.

- Indeed.

We sell novelty items.

We want to help people

have fun.

So what kind of stuff

are you selling?

- We can show you.

- Alright.

One of our best selling items

for a while now

are these vampire teeth

with extra long fangs.

Then there's the classic

laugh bag.

Known to bring out a smile

at parties,

both at home or in the office.

We want people

to have a good time.

Then there's a new item

we have a lot of faith in.

The Uncle One-Tooth.

You there, get out.

You!

No women in the establishment.

Out!

No women in the establishment!

Listen up, goddammit.

No women in the establishment!

Out!

Out, damn it!

Provosts, forward!

Let that man taste the whip.

Show respect

to His Majesty the King.

That's right.

His Majesty the King

is thirsty.

Very thirsty.

His Majesty wants

something to drink.

That's right.

- Beer perhaps?

- No.

His Majesty prefers water.

Excuse me, sparkling water?

- Mineral water?

- Affirmative.

His Majesty the King

would appreciate it...

if that young man

filled the glass

for His Majesty the King.

That was good.

Splendid.

Now that sly Russians will

receive a proper walloping.

- They deserve to.

- Yes, your Majesty.

His Majesty thinks...

a man that young and handsome

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