A Night at the Roxbury

FADE IN:

EXT. PANORAMIC VIEW OF LOS ANGELES - SUNSET

As we hear "What is Love" by HADDAWAY -- night falls and

partytime begins.

SUPERIMPOSE:
SUNSET BLVD., 11:03 PM

CUT TO:

EXT. DANCE CLUBS - NIGHT

Coconut Teaser, The Palace, The Roxbury, Tatou, etc.

CUT TO:

INT. DANCE CLUBS- QUICK SHOTS - NIGHT

Of random dancers -- gyrating, flirting, making out, drinking.

CUT TO:

INT. PALACE - NIGHT

The CAMERA MOVES THROUGH a crowded dance floor -- and

SETTLES ON the rhythmically swaying backs of...

STEVE & DOUG BUTABI

Our heroes. In their minds, Steve is tall, dark and handsome and DOUG is a little genius. Neither is correct

-- except for the tall and little part.

They simultaneously turn and scope the room. In unison,

their heads bop to the MUSIC. Doug steps out from the

bar.

DOUG:

(to O.S. female)

Hey! You want to dance? No?

Yes? Alright, don't worry about

it.

Doug, rejected, steps back as Steve steps out.

STEVE:

(to O.S. female)

Do you want to dance? You do?

You don't? Not a problem.

They are no strangers to rejection, so neither is fazed.

Doug enthusiastically steps towards two attractive girls.

DOUG:

Hey, you wanna...?

Two attractive girls turn their backs to Doug.

DOUG:

(remaining positive)

No? Maybe I'll see you later.

Doug steps back. Steve spots GIRL AT end of BAR and

dances over to her.

STEVE:

Hey, do you want to dance?

GIRL AT BAR:

No.

STEVE:

(cheerfully)

Alright, you know where I'll be.

Steve steps back. Doug sees a pretty woman on a balcony,

waving to someone.

DOUG/STEVE

(pointing to each other)

You want him? Me? Him? Me?

Pretty woman waves them off, frustrated, and dissapears.

STEVE:

... Oh, you're okay?

DOUG:

Alright then.

They turn around to the bar, bartender is standing in

front of them.

STEVE:

Bartender, can I get a beer?

The bartender pays no attention and walks away. Second

bartender comes from the opposite direction.

DOUG:

Barkeep, what do you have on tap?

The second bartender ignores them, walks away. The

bartenders keep crossing past the, paying no attention.

STEVE:

Big guy, could I get a...

DOUG:

My man, how 'bout a...

STEVE:

S'cuse me, partner...

DOUG:

Yo, buddy, I was wondering... you

know what? Don't worry about it.

STEVE:

Yeah, we're good.

They turn back to the dance floor and bop. Suddenly, a

HOT GIRL dances in front of them.

Doug dances up behind her and frantically gyrates. She

turns away -- only to find...

Steve gyrating behind her. The guys close in on her

trapping her in the middle.

HOT GIRL:

Get off me!

She runs off, furious. The guys, unaware that she's

upset, celebrate.

STEVE/DOUG

Score!

They high five. The doorman comes over with the upset

Girl and pulls the guys out.

STEVE/DOUG

What? What's goin' on? What's

your problem?

CUT TO:

EXT. SUNSET BLVD. - NIGHT

The road flies by as we PAN UP the front grill of a red

BMW to reveal Doug and Steve. The car stops next to two

girls in a white Porshe.

INT. BMW - NIGHT

DOUG:

We got some sweetness on the left.

Doug Turns UP the STEREO really loud so the car is

pounding.

STEVE:

(to the girls)

What's up?

DOUG:

(to the girls)

How you ladies doin' tonight?

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