A New Year of Lying to Myself... In Song!!  Episode #4

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[Thomas]:
What's this? 2016 has evolved into 2017! Or devolved. . . We don't know yet. We're gonna find out together.

*logo*

[Thomas]:
What is up, everybody?! Welp, another year has come and gone. So long, 2016! And you know, despite all the cruddy things that happened during this past year, I have to be thankful for all the things I was able to accomplish. I got to hang out with the Teen Titans.

*vine*

[Greg Cipes]:
(Beast Boy voice) Teen Titans?

[Thomas]:
Hi. You guys live in a secret base?

[Greg Cipes]:
Totally secret, bruh.

[Thomas]:
Then why is it a building shaped like a gigantic T?

[Greg Cipes]:
Didn't think about that. . .

[Thomas]:
No, you didn't.

*different vine*

[Khary Payton]:
(Cyborg voice) BOO YAHH!!!!

[Tara Strong]:
(Raven voice) Azarath metrion ZINTHOS!

[Thomas]:
So cool! So, Robin, what can you do?

[Scott Menville]: (Robin voice) I can say, TITANS GO!!! Yeah?

[Thomas]:
Great...

*back to video*

[Thomas]:
I got really obsessed with Hamilton, and then I bothered some of the original cast.

*vine*

[Thomas]:
Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

[Leslie Odom Jr.]: That depends, who's asking?

[Thomas]:
Okay, you don't have to be rude. I'm just a big fan. Sorry.

*different vine*

[Thomas]:
Have you heard the Hamilton mixtape? Have you heard the Hamilton mixtape? Have you heard the new Hamilton mixtape?

[Anthony Ramos]:
Dude, yes!

*back to video*

[Thomas]:
I got to have fun with some of the Crystal Gems and Steven Universe.

*vine*

[Thomas]:
Who ate my fries? Lapis?

[Jennifer Paz]:
(Lapis voice) I don't like fries.

[Thomas]:
Pearl?

[Deedee Magno]:
(Pearl voice) I don't like food!

[Thomas]:
Steven?

[Zach Callison]:
(Steven voice) It was Amethyst!

[Michaela Dietz]: (Amethyst voice) Yeah, it was!

[Thomas]:
UGHHHH!!!

*back to video*

[Thomas]:
I got to go to the Tonys, got to travel to different countries, I performed at VidCon, I went to Playlist and had a huge birthday surprise thrown for me on stage, I won a Streamy award, I collabed with soooo many of my YouTube heroes, AND I went on tour with my first original musical and met so many of you guys across 17 different cities in the U.S. and Canada! Whooooo! -Gasps for air- So, the question remains: What comes next?

[Logic]:
Good question!

[Thomas]:
OOHkay, my logical side is back, everyone.

[Logic]:
It's the beginning of the year, which means we...

[Both]:
...make New Year's resolutions.

[Logic]:
Very good.

[Thomas]:
Well, I was just thinking, like, goals to set this year for my videos.

[Logic]:
Good videos come when we set a better lifestyle for ourselves, Thomas. Now-- --what are some steps we can take to achieve this?

[Thomas]:
Ummmm...

[Morality]:
Really? Can't think of one?

[Logic]:
Now, w-wait a second, this is my turn! This is the video where I come to help!

[Morality]:
Except I've already gone through this. Hey, Dad here. I represent Thomas' morality--

[Logic]:
Oh, come on!

[Morality]:
What about learning to cook? And all those other steps towards proper adultery?

[Thomas]:
That's not the word. That-that doesn't mean becoming an adult.

[Morality]:
Yeah. Well, whatever the word is, don't you think that's something to work towards this year?

[Logic]:
Excuse me, but we were just working out what he needs to focus on this year, which in my opinion, is expanding your mind. Good content will only come to your viewers if you educate yourself.

[Thomas]:
Yeah...

[Morality]:
Well, that's all well and good, but how is he supposed to do that when he still needs to work on eating right and taking care of himself more?

[Thomas]:
Yeah, I gotta do that too...

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