A Matter of Faith Page #3

Where'd you come up with

something like this any way?

I found this old book

in the library.

From when,

the nineteen seventies?

Actually nineteen sixties,

but thank you very much.

That happens to be why

nobody knows about this.

This is so stupid.

Rachel this is fun.

What are you worrying about,

I got your back.

I don't know.

You've got to loosen up girl.

I won't be able to say it

with a straight face.

Yes you can.

Come on Rachel,

just do it in the

name of college fun.

Yeah, this is your moment.

It'll be great.

Trust me.

[chatter]

Alright.

Alright.

[Music]

Here are your eggs.

Now you just got

to say everything

exactly the way

I told you to say it.

Okay! I have no idea

why I'm doing this.

You both are going to owe me.

[Music]

Excuse me, good looking.

Me'?

Yes, you.

You wanna make

a hundred dollars'?

Hundred dollars'?

Yep, hundred dollars.

Right here.

Yeah, right.

What's the catch?

No catch.

You just let me crack these

three eggs over your head

and this hundred dollar bill

is yours.

What'?

You heard me.

I crack these eggs

over your head

and this hundred dollar bill

is yours.

FRIEND:
Do it Tyler.

Come on, this is a joke, right'?

Here, your friend

can hold the bill.

FRIEND:
It's real money man.

That's a lot of cash,

what gives?

It may seem like a lotto you

but from where I come from,

that's spare change.

BUDDIES:
Just do It man,

Come on.

Come on man, hundred bucks.

Easy money bro.

Three eggs.

Do it, come on, yeah dude,

let's go.

Okay, go for it.

What do I need to do?

Just sit right there.

BUDDIES:
Alright Tyler.

That's what I'm talking about.

Hundred bucks right here.

Here comes egg number one.

[egg. Cracks]

[friends laugh]

Okay, and now egg number two,

you ready'?

Here we go.

[friends laugh]

Alright, one more to go

boys and that hundred is mine.

BUDDIES:
A hundred bucks

let's go.

Last one.

You know, I think two's enough.

I'll just take this hundred.

BUDDIES:
What?

Hey, that's my hundred?

I said three eggs.

I only did two. Bye.

BUDDIES:
There goes

his money man.

What!

BUDDIES:
Are you kidding me.

One hundred dollars.

That's not fair.

That's not fair.

[Phone rings]

Marcus Kaman.

Professor Kaman.

Well hello Phil.

Just calling to get your topic

for the October debate.

I'd like to promo it at the one

we're doing tomorrow night.

I thought we were going

in November'?

Originally yes,

but it got switched around.

You didn't get the memo'?

No, I didn't.

You mean to tell me there was

a communication breakdown

between our journalism

department and yours, again?

Imagine that.

Phil, I don't even have

a topic yet.

Can you give me a week or so'?

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