A Little Bit Zombie Page #3

to make more of an effort

to play nice

with your sister.

- And I promise

to make more of an effort

not to get attacked

by killer mosquitoes.

- You can't help it.

They like to suck your blood

because you're so sweet.

Ah-ah.

- Hey, Penny.

- Yeah.

- Come here, get a picture of me

with fat zombie here.

- You're a child, Max.

- Ooh, that'll be a keeper.

- This is weird.

I've never seen the orb--whoa--

flicker like this

- Really? What's it saying?

- What?

- Tactical Bacon is... that way!

- Max.

- Are you hungry, fat zombie?

I want

some Tactical Bacon!

- Max.

- Of course you're hungry,

fat zombie. You're a fat zombie.

- Max, we need

to investigate the area, OK?

- All right. Should we

investigate the area,

fat zombie?

Tactical Bacon

now!

- The orb is

never wrong, OK?

- Yeah, OK, right.

Well, we'll eat and then

we'll check out the area.

But, uh, first, come here,

come over here. Come here.

- Yeah?

I want you to give fat zombie

a little kiss.

- Eww, no!

- Why, is it 'cause he's fat?

- No!

- Jesus!

- Ah!

- My bad.

So much for your magic orb.

Let's eat.

- Uh, it's still flickering.

- Oh, Christ.

Happy?

- No, it's...

it's so strange.

It's a...

- Penny!

- It's as if...

- Tactical Bacon!

- Good morning!

Cory Cortex here,

comin' at your undead heads

with all the brainformation

a hungry mind can handle,

here at AM 640, The...

- ...Brain!

- Where we get into your heads

and sink our teeth

into what really matters--

grey matter, that is! Right now

traffic is a real headache.

In fact, it's a bloody mess!

And before you head out

to work, you--

- Good morning, husband.

Rise and shine.

- Huh.

Hmm!

- Come on, sweetie.

Have some breakfast.

- Did someone say

breakfast?

- Oh, ha-ha!

Muah!

- Oh, hey, Steve.

Oh, that looks good!

You gonna eat all that?

- No, thank you.

Hey, Craig, do you want

to go for a run?

- I would, pal, but the weather

forecast says there could...

be rain.

- Would anyone like a smoothie?

- I would.

Oh, no!

Brain freeeeeeeze!

- Well, let us

help you with that.

- Mmm!

- Mmm! So good! Steve,

you wanna come try this

with us?

- Brains.

- Brains.

- Brains!

- Brains.

- Brains?

- THE brain!

- Oh, come on!

- Ah, brains.

- Brains.

- Brains.

- Brains.

- Brains.

- Are you sure

I can't help, Tina?

- Nope! I'm scheduled

for breakfast.

And then I have

you guys cleaning up,

I have Steve and Sarah

making lunch,

and Craig and I will clean up,

and then I have Steve and Craig

starting dinner. If that's cool

with you guys. AND

I even gave everyone colour-

coded tabs to avoid confusion!

- Vacation itinerary. Yay!

- Good morning!

- Hey,

Pooh bear.

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