A Haunting in Cawdor Page #4

Lights out at nine.

Hey, we're all gonna go watch

old plays in the TV

room, wanna come?

Sure.

So on a scale of

one to 10, how bad

do you think this run's

gonna be in the morning?

(laughing)

Uhh, Man of La Mancha?

[Lance] No!

Booo!

[Brian] A Flea in Her Ear!

[Lance] Oh sweet Jesus, no!

[Brian] Richard the Third.

[Tina] Oh come on, blech!

Yeah, here we go, crazy kids,

stabbing horses, nudity!

Equus it is!

[Voiceover] Have you never

seen a DVD player before?

You know (mumble).

[Tina] Okay, all right.

(neighs)

This one particular horse

called Nugget, he embraces.

The animal digs his snout into

his cheek, and in the dark.

[Melissa] (on TV screen)

Take your sweater off.

[Kevin] (on TV screen) What?

I will if you will.

(eerie music)

(door lock clicks)

(ghostly whispers)

I put it in her.

(mumble).

(door creaks open)

(whispers intensify)

[Voiceover] (on TV

screen) He was in the way.

[Kevin] (on TV screen) No!

No more!

No more!

Equus, thou God seeth nothing!

(groaning)

Kill me, kill me, kill me!

[Tina] Well that was

some f***ed up sh*t.

(laughing)

Yeah.

So 'cause the guy

couldn't get it on with

the girl, he just stabbed

the horse's eyes out?

It's not that simple.

Religion and God and sex are all

mixed up for the

kid, plus he saw

his old man coming

out of a porno show,

that'd give anybody limp dick.

(laughing)

You're smarter than you look.

Sexy.

Hey big boy, that

was a compliment.

Hey Mackenzie,

walk with me and

I'll show you exactly

how smart I am.

Let's go!

Charles'll be busting

our chops soon anyway.

(laughs) All right,

well I'm hitting the hay.

Ha, no pun intended.

Me and the comedian are

gonna get out of here.

Goodnight, Vivian.

Yeah, I get it.

You don't like me.

But maybe you're frigid?

You don't know me.

I know your type.

The hot girl, thinks she's

better than everybody else.

Thinks that perfect

guy is going to

come along and take her

away from her shitty life.

Well that guy don't want

you, you're damaged goods.

You say you're in

here for shoplifting?

I say bullshit!

Whatever you really

did, you better

get used to guys like me 'cause

I'm all you're gonna get.

(dramatic music)

Macbeth, 1994.

(thunder booming)

Help me!

Help me, Vivian!

(gate slams shut)

Jesus, Roddy, what the hell?

That's how my mother

used to greet me.

Sorry, I just,

you surprised me,

but what are you doing here?

I was looking for

some part time work,

but I think Lawrence

is already in bed,

so I'm just gonna have

to keep coming back.

[Charles] (blows whistle) Hey!

You two in the bushes!

Knock it off, lights out!

I think that's my "cue".

(laughs) You get

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