A Guy Named Joe Page #3

Grumble, grumble. No other

Guy would wait an hour

To watch a girl

Make a bad landing.

Don't darling me!

Now, darling-

You oughta be

Grounded.

One of these days,

You're gonna spin in and

Break that scrawny little neck.

Not scrawny!

It's a turkey neck.

A turkey neck.

Who's talking?

Why, Pete!

You were worried!

Did you ever

Stop to think

What one of those

Crates cost?

Hah! That's a cover-up.

You love me.

I love airplanes.

That's the same thing.

Hello, al!

Say, you pretty near scared

Our hot pilot here to death

Comin' in like that.

Well, he's probably got a

Crush. They get over it, though.

Least all mine do.

Get in before

I do break your neck.

Oh, Pete. Sorry.

Nails wants to see you.

Aw, now, cliff,

Be a good fellow.

When you got here, we were

Gone. It's a kind of mystery.

Yeah, but a mystery where the

Detective is always the fall guy.

Besides, I said

I was sorry.

See, this wouldn't have

Happened if you'd been on time.

Come on,

Come on.

If you hadn't pulled

Some fool stunt,

He wouldn't be out here hunting for you!

What have you done

Now?

Nothing. You know they can't

Run this show without me, honey.

You get all dressed up and be

At the inn for dinner at 8:00.

It's possible

I won't be there.

If you're not, I'll have somebody

Else... Better-lookin', too.

You do and I'll scratch your eyes out.

You sent for me,

Colonel?

Yes. Yes. Um...

Let's see, what-

Oh, sit down, major.

Thank you, sir.

Oh, I know

What it is.

I got a problem here

You can help me solve.

Is that so, sir?

Yes. Knowing how interested you are

In photography.

Ha ha. You must be thinking

Of someone else, colonel.

I'm not interested

In photography,

Especially

On my day off.

Oh, this won't take

Very long.

I happened to run

Across photographs

Of the raid

This morning.

Very, very interesting.

Here. Have a look.

Yes, sir.

Do you, uh, see it,

Major?

How high, or rather, how low would

You say that plane was flying?

Oh, I wouldn't

Know that, colonel.

My guess would be

About a thousand feet.

That's exactly

What I would say, major!

Exactly!

A thousand feet.

Captain yackey's report

Said the squadron

Bombed at, uh,

12,000 feet.

I was just wondering

Whose plane could have

Come in at a thousand?

And another thing...

Have you any idea

What that is, major?

No, colonel, I haven't

The faintest idea.

That is an engine

Whistle-

You know,

Off a locomotive-

Toot toot.

It was blown right through

The fuselage of your ship.

Amazing, isn't it,

Major?

Would you like me

To say

Of course!

Of course I would,

Major!

You know, after all these

Years of being buddies,

Why should we

Suddenly allow rank

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