
A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints
(0.00 / 0 votes)Uh.
Dito.
Uh.
Oh, my goodness.
I can't believe
to hear your voice
on this machine.
It's your mother.
Dito, I called
your friend Nerf to call you.
He's a good kid.
Uh--
I don't know
what else to do.
Your father's sick.
He's real sick,
and he won't go
to the hospital.
You know how he is,
and I'm sorry.
I don't know
what else to do.
Your friend Nerf, uh,
he's a good kid, you know.
He said he'd pick you up
at the airport if you came.
I know that it's far.
I'm sorry.
I, uh--
I'm gonna hang up
now, Dito.
Okay.
I love you.
No matter what you do,
I love you.
Tonight we have the author
of a wonderful,
wonderful book.
A Guide to Recognizing
Your Saints.
Dito Montiel.
Thanks.
By the end
of all this, Giuseppe,
his brother Antonio
used to call him "Little Sister"
'cause he slept with Noxzema
on his face every night.
It never even made sense,
being everything else
about him was a mess.
Well, he loved
the face cream, you know?
Anyway, Giuseppe,
he's gonna be dead.
Yeah, I know.
It sucks.
There'll be another guy
you'll meet too,
same with him.
He's gonna die, too.
What a mess, huh?
And I don't even know why
I feel I gotta tell you this
up front but I do.
And don't worry, like,
I'm not giving away
any big ending, you know,
with this.
gotta happen first.
But I just, uh,
I wanna remember
and what they meant to me.
What they mean to me.
And they are real.
My name's Dito.
in this film.
I see Laurie's and Diane's
walkin' down 31st Street.
Hot pink leg warmers.
Red, white and blue
roach clip feathered earrings.
"The Song Remains the Same"
painted on the back
of their jackets.
And they wanna know,
"Yo, Dito, you Rock or Disco?"
What the f*ck?
You fuckin' idiot!
I see innocent Giuseppe's
walking down the streets
where Puerto Ricans
still listen to Journey.
Dito, what's up, man?
Really, It's true.
Puerto Ricans
listen to Journey.
Yo, Steve Perry's
the shit, bro!
Antonio!
When this place
isn't covered in violence,
That's where the fuckin' shit
from the toilet goes.
And even sometimes
when it is,
You're drinking it
like an idiot.
You taking a bath
and shit, man.
this place is heaven.
Get the f*ck off him!
Whoa, whoa.
Stop, stop, stop!
What's wrong with you?
What the f*ck?
What the f*ck is that?
Motherfucker sounds
like he's prayin' and shit.
Yes.
Praying and shit, huh?
Oh, ladies.
Uh, which one of you
wanna suck,
suck me off first?
You?
You?
You ain't got shit!
What about that?
It's cute.
I like it.
You got it.
Hey, clean this shit up, too.
Hey yo, check it out.
I wrote "Bruce Lee" up there.
Nerf, you climbed
all the way up there?
What are you,
a fuckin' stupid, man?
What the f*ck
is the matter with you?
Yo, that's fucked up.
Somebody wrote some shit
on your house, man.
Reaper, he's from Queensbridge.
all over the church, too.
Hey, Dito.
It's so hot outside.
You got out, yet?
Tell him it's hot
because it's summer, you know.
Antonio, come in.
Look at you guys.
You're filthy.
You want juice?
Yeah, give me a juice.
Hey, look who's here.
Antonio, what's going on?
Are you fixin'--
What are you doing?
Could you keep it down
down there?
Hello!
Could you please--
Do you want me
to say somethin' to 'em?
No, it's okay.
No. It's alright.
Come on in.
Giuseppe, sit down.
Good to see you.
Antonio, where you been lately?
What do you mean?
I've been around.
I haven't seen you
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