A Gnome Named Gnorm Page #3

Funny? What, funny

lederhosen and

Groucho glasses? What?

No, uh...

Sort of...

Barky.

Bark.

He looks like...

He looks like an elf.

An elf?

Yeah, an elf.

(GROWLS)

No, it's not

what I mean.

He's not an...

Look, he's just got big ears

and he's a little guy.

He's a little guy

with big ears.

Look, Casey,

just bring him

in the morning.

Look, don't hang up on me.

You hung up on me.

You hung up on me first.

Look, just trust me, okay.

This guy was there.

I think he can help us.

Look, I wanna bring

him to the park.

And I want to

get him to tell us

what he saw.

And I want you

to be there

when he does, okay?

Sam?

Listen, if you try and

think this through,

I'm dead, okay?

'Cause I know

it sounds

really strange.

So for once in your

life don't think.

Just be there, okay?

(GNORM GROANING)

Hold your horses.

Take it easy.

Easy.

Bag, cage...

Shava.

(GASPING)

Up-world.

Sun, where? Where is sun?

Sun?

Joe, Joe, come...

Joe!

(BARKING)

No, Joe, Joe,

come back here.

MAN:
What's that?

Now come here.

Come here.

Very good dog

you got there.

Very nice.

They should outlaw

those things.

Fox giant.

Look, it was just

some dumb dog.

Now come on out,

tough guy, he's gone.

He's gone.

Now come on out.

Give me lumen.

Look, you want it,

you tell me what

happened here last night.

Kaboom.

Kaboom, right, the explosion.

So you did see it.

Now, what did you see?

Kaboom.

Kaboom, right.

But someone made the kaboom.

Now, who was it?

Was it Zadar?

Up-worlder.

Up-worlder. Is that a name?

Giant.

A giant.

Giant, no eyes,

scream kaboom.

Giant?

Mmm-hmm.

No eyes?

Mmm-hmm.

Scream?

Mmm-hmm.

Who screamed?

(GROANS)

Was it the guy

who blew up?

Give me lumen.

CASEY:
Blind,

screaming giant.

Blind,

screaming giant.

Blind,

screaming giant.

Sam?

Yeah,

I'm coming.

Come here.

Good, good, good.

Sam, very good,

all right,

in the bushes.

Excuse me?

He's in the bushes,

the witness,

he's in the bushes.

What are you talking about?

Have you gone

completely nuts?

All right, all right,

look, I warned you,

he's very, very small.

Go ahead,

real small.

This is ridiculous.

There's nobody in there.

And extremely fast.

He's right behind you.

Turn around,

he's right behind you.

Turn around.

Casey...

He's very fast,

very small

and he's right behind you.

Turn around,

he's right behind you.

Stand still.

Look, I don't know what

the hell kind of game

you're trying to play here,

but I'm much

too tired for this.

Call me when you get

your act together.

Pooka,

nice roundie...

Shut up! Okay?

Shut up.

Nice popos.

Shut up!

You say talk.

No, I want you

to listen.

Listen, okay?

You see this stone right here?

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