A Day at the Races Page #3
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- Year:
- 1937
- 111 min
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The last job I had,
I had to take it out in trade.
And this is no butcher shop.
Not yet anyhow.
Judy, it seems to me,
if I may say so...
...we are making rather
a hasty decision.
Surely you don't question
the doctor's ability.
No. Not exactly.
But running a sanitarium calls
for a man with peculiar talents.
I've got the most peculiar talents
of any doctor you ever met.
I'm satisfied with Mrs. Upjohn's
recommendations.
If you'll excuse me, I'll go
and bring in the rest of the staff.
Why don't you go out and bring in
something. Preferably your resignation.
Tell me, Dr. Hackenbush...
...just what was your medical
background?
- Medically?
- Yes.
Well, at the age of 15, I got a job
in a drugstore filling prescriptions.
Don't you have to be 21
to fill prescriptions?
Well, that's for grownups.
I just filled them for children.
No, no, doctor.
I mean, where did you get your training
as a physician?
Oh, well, to begin with,
I took four years at Vassar.
- Vassar? But that's a girls' college.
- I found that out the third year.
I'd have been there yet, but I went out
for the swimming team.
to discuss his medical experiences.
Well, medically, my experiences
have been most unexciting.
- Except during the flu epidemic.
- And what happened?
I got the flu.
- Oh, doctor, I think it's time for my pill.
- Lx-nay on the ill-pay.
Now, you told me
to take them regularly.
Just a minute, Mrs. Upjohn.
- That looks like a horse pill to me.
- Oh, you've taken them before?
- You sure you haven't made a mistake?
- You have nothing to worry about.
The last patient I gave one of those to
won the Kentucky Derby.
May I examine this, please?
Do you actually give those
to your patients?
Isn't that awfully large for a pill?
It was too small for a basketball,
and I didn't know what to do with it.
Say, you're awfully large
for a pill yourself.
Dr. Wilmerding...
...just what is your opinion?
It must take a lot of water
to swallow that.
Nonsense. You can swallow that
with 5 gallons.
Isn't that a lot of water
for a patient to take?
Not if the patient
has a bridge in her mouth.
The water flows under, the patient walks
over and meets the pill on the other side.
So it's war!
I'm off to the battlefield!
No, that's from the racetrack.
- Racetrack? Well, what am I doing here?
- Oh, doctor, don't leave me!
Well, you won it, Stuffy.
Nice work, Stuffy.
I told you to lose that race.
Stuffy, where are you? Where's Stuffy?
Did you see my jockey?
Whoa. Please, Mr. Morgan,
don't stay here.
You ought to beat the head
off that ornery devil!
Well, he only acts this way
when he sees or hears you.
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