A day at the park Page #2

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(Sam trips on a tent and falls)

(Jürgen emerges from the tent)

Jürgen:
Help! Im under attack by a lesbian!

(Scene changes to Jürgen talking to the camera)

Jürgen:
I have decided to spend 4 days in the wilderness to work on my creative concentration.

(Changes to him yelling at his employees)

Jürgen:
Hurry up with mein concentration camp!

Damian:
Workin' for a blind fashion designer f***in' blows. His latest line of brail clothing really costs us a pretty penny in sexual harassment suits.

American Boyfriend: So we convince him to go to Cancun for a few days just to get him out of the office.

Person on Megaphone: Welcome aboard! Our nonstop flight to Cancun will be 15 minutes.

Jürgen:
Gott in himel, this flight must have cost a fortune. Alteast we're not traveling with any poor people though, am I right? *laughs*

Jurgen:
Oopsie daisy! I don't think this is the bathroom! Hail Five! *Nazi salute high five* I don't feel creative yet! You two are the worst Asian employees I've ever hired!

Asian Girlfriend: HUH?! What's wong with Asian, a**hole?!

American Boyfriend: Heyya babe... uh w-where you been?

Asian Girlfriend: You left me at a goddamn

McDonalds, I wasn't loving it!

American Boyfriend: Yeah, things haven't been going too well with me and my girlfriend.

Obviously we can't be nice towards each other, but we can fake it. So, I hired an acting coach to help us save our relationship.

Coach:
I'd like to start out with some acting exercises-

Asian Girlfriend: You told me there would be no exerciIIIIISE!

American Boyfriend: Babe, calm down, this guy costed us 200 dollars

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