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A Date with Miss Fortune Page #8
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2015
- 97 min
- 248 Views
But what do you do for a living?
Uhh well, that's it.
I'm a... I'm a writer.
Jack created the show "My Two D*cks"?
Sweet!!!
Detectives.
My Two Detectives.
Writing is not a job.
Have you thought about construction?
You need a real job to support a family.
Jose, what did we talk about?
I'm being nice.
Right, Jack?
Why don't you tell us what
you know about Portugal.
Dad?
Let him answer, badger.
Well I umm...
This should be good.
I didn't realize this would be on the test.
To be honest, I don't know too much, sir.
All I know is that Portugal's
a very small country...
So they must have very small people
so they can all fit in it.
Not that you're small sir.
You are a good size.
But one thing is for certain.
Portugal's number one export
must be beautiful women.
Maria, Avo...
Uhh, Mrs. Moniz.
Mr. Moniz, you are a lucky man!
Lucky that I'm not ten years older.
That's some uh, good
and I'd love to get in on that action.
I mean, have beautiful
Portuguese children one day,
with your daughter, not your wife.
That would be wildly inappropriate.
Is this another one of your jokes, Jack?
Jesus Christ, no.
Jack.
Oh, goddamnit.
Jack!
Did you know that five hundred years ago
Portugal conquered eighty
percent of the globe?!
Now how could such a small
country have so much power?
Because they are strong and smart?
That's right!
Hey Marco, take Jack to your
room and show him the old map!!
Right now before dinner.
Do I have to?
If you're not out of
here in five seconds...
Dad.
How could you give up
such a nice Portuguese doctor for this?
Jose, please.
I will not please Anna!
Someone in this family has
to talk some sense to her!
Maria.
You two don't belong together.
You're too different.
Can't you see?
I mean, he will never understand us.
Daddy, I love him.
You only think you do, I can
find you a better match.
Trust me.
How could you?!
The silence must have been killing you!
You get asked a simple
question about Portugal,
and you answer it by insulting my dad
and then hitting on my mom?!
You know your dad makes me very nervous.
And your mom...
Well it was meant as a compliment.
It was creepy!
Why didn't you just talk about backpacking
through Europe, Jack?
Wait, you have been to Europe, right?
I'm so sorry.
Oh my god, you lied to me?!
I got caught up.
"We've only have this one world,
we should try and experience it"?!!
Have you even been to India?!
Indiana?
I'm so sorry.
I swear it's the only thing
I've ever fibbed about
and I am so sorry Maria.
For lying and embarrassing you.
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