A Boyfriend for My Wife Page #4

-But what's your thing?

-My thing?

-Your passion.

-My passion?

-None, l don't have a passion.

-But you do have a passion.

-No, l don't.

-Don't say you don't.

What's my passion?

-l don't have one. ls that so bad?

-No, it's great.

l'm not doing anything

at the moment either.

What sign are you, Tana?

-Sagittarius, why?

-Hey, l don't believe...!

l don't believe it!

My ex was Sagittarius.

l mean he is, he's not dead.

l have two very very good friends,

Gachi and Pachi,

both Sagittarius.

Tana, l don't believe it.

lt's amazing!

l don't believe it. lt's incredible,

you, your ex,

and Gachi and Pachi,

all Sagittarius.

-Right.

-Yes!

lt's amazing. Unbelievable.

Did you hear that, love?

Her, Gachi and Pachi and Laura,

and... her ex boyfriend...

-That was Lorena.

-Lorena... all Sagittarius.

lt's amazing.

That's too big a coincidence...

it sounds ridiculous, but

what a coincidence.

And there must be people here too...

Hey! everyone, excuse me...

Turn the music down, guys.

-Anybody born under Sagittarius here?

-Tana...

-Anybody born under Sagittarius here?

-Tana...

Cool it, love. l'm only asking,

Are you Sagittarius?

That's amazing.

Are you Sagittarius?

That's amazing.

Any more Sagittarius?

No? Only two?

Any more Sagittarius?

No? Only two?

OK, but it's still a load. There are

another two Sagittarius here too.

So it's... Gachi, Pachi, her,

her boyfriend, her ex boyfriend,

me and these two prats,

all Sagittarius.

lt's full of Sagittarius.

Amazing. Really. Fantastic.

Maybe that's a coincidence too,

Maybe that's a coincidence too,

and then we'll all...

-Everyone here will drop dead.

-Tana...

-We'll all freak out.

-Tana, get yourjacket.

-You can't imagine.

-Get yourjacket, we're leaving.

-Come on.

-No, no, no, hang on, hang on.

l feel like crying,

l don't feel well.

l feel really bad.

That was a dreadful scene.

lt's over, Tana.

No, it's not.

l made a total fool of myself.

And also...

-What?

-Come on, let's get out, Tana.

No! l feel really bad! Why?

And l had to apologise!

That cow looked like a slut!

l'm so angry.

l can't bear it!

-That's it!

-Come on!

What did you do, arsehole?

Where did you send it?

-Go for it, Tenso!

-Come on! lnto the net and goal!

Goal!

-Goal!

-Sorry, sorry.

Sorry. Keep your hair on, Gardel.

Have you never bungles one?

How did it go?

Guys?

Straight on, straight on.

To the east.

Just keep going...

-lt's here, isn't it? We've made it.

-Yes, there's the...

-We're going to be mugged here...

-No.

You'll see.

Well, let's wait.

Bloody cold, isn't it?

-What are we doing, Tenso?

-Take it easy.

-Yes.

-Take it easy, everything's OK.

Well...

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