A Bad Idea Gone Wrong Page #4
just the house sitter.
- Yes, you did see my face,
- I don't remember, just
vaguely Chinese, that's all.
- Chinese?
- Dude!
- Turn around, Doug!
- Whatever you're looking for, it's all
in a secret hiding spot, I know that.
All the valuables, a computer,
uh, I don't, just everything.
- Where?
- I don't know, I just heard
them talking.
- Ok, you stay here, let's go.
- We should put her back
in the bed.
- I'm fine.
- She's fine!
- No, come on, it's,
we might be a while.
- Really, I'm fine.
- What's your name?
- Darcy.
- Darcy, there's really
no reason
for you to be uncomfortable.
Come on.
- Jesus Christ!
- Good?
- Yeah.
- Shout if you need anything.
- But be f***in' quiet about it.
What are you the concierge?
- She saw my face, she can
identify me,
so I want her to feel as
good as she possibly can
about this whole experience.
W-why are you calling me
by my middle name in there?
You know how much I hate that.
- What are you talking about?
- You called me Doug!
- I didn't know that was your
middle name.
- Yes, you did.
I told you that, wait.
- Ok, now that I look at
it, I may have over-applied.
- So, we have a hostage now.
- Yeah, I know, it is not
ideal, her being here.
- No, it's not ideal.
- No, it is a problem,
but she solves our
two other problems.
- How?
- She knows the code.
- That's true. And we know all the great
stuff is in a secret hiding spot
we wouldn't be
looking for otherwise.
So, all we have to do is find
the spot,
steal the stuff, get the
code, and order our pizza.
- We can do that.
- Hell, yes, we can do that.
- What are you doing?
those Scooby-doo deals,
where the little thing,
you know.
This is too much stuff!
- Let's start over here.
- Why in the hell would someone
keep a box of blankets
in the garage?
What's the practical
use in that?
You're in bed, you're cold,
you come out to the even
colder garage to get a blanket?
- Eh, I don't know. I know you don't know,
because you wouldn't do that,
because it's a
stupid thing to do!
That's the one percent
This is why our country's
in the shitter!
Hey, now!
If that's not a secret
hidin' spot!
- Oh, it's locked.
- Exactly, because there's
valuable stuff in here.
- Hey, whoa, no!
- What? You're gonna break
everything inside!
- But it's locked!
- So, we'll find the key.
- But we just found this!
- Perfect, so we're on a roll.
This house is just too damn
big, that's the real problem.
- Yeah, if you're robbing
it, but if you're
living here, it's
probably pretty nice.
- It's ostentatious!
I mean, if they were just
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