A 2nd Hand Lover

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Wow! Amazing!

What a beautiful place.

I'm meeting my lover at such

a place for the first time.

I'm overjoyed.

Why hasn't he come yet?

Damn it! Come fast.

I want to see you.

He's coming..

Come fast. I'm waiting.

Kiss me before I see you.

Fast.

No!

What happened to you?

Anjali, what is this!

Do you think that this

is a scary house?

You watch horror films all night

and scream here.

No, sir. Actually..

- What!

My boyfriend kissed

me in my dream..

Stop it. Aren't you

ashamed to say such things?

Girls these days

lack common sense.

What nonsense! Sit down.

Never repeat it in my class.

Sit down.

That's enough. You're washing

it from the last 30 minutes.

What did you eat?

Gross, the stench isn't going

no matter how much I wash it.

Stench? What stench?

Can't you tell me properly?

I said someone kissed

me in my dreams, right?

You did. So?

He was so ugly.

He seemed like a drain monster.

His teeth were like rotten fish.

They were just disgusting.

He kissed you in your dreams

but you're acting like

he actually kissed you.

So you finally got a boyfriend.

He and my boyfriend?

How should your boyfriend be?

Should he be like him?

- Be like whom?

Him? Anjali's lover

should be handsome.

He should be tall and husky.

He should be handsome

with beautiful eyes.

I must be swept off my feet

the moment I see him.

I should feel I'm lucky

the moment I see him.

He shouldn't set eyes

on any other girl.

Hey, all that's okay.

But it's hard to find a guy

who'll meet your last condition.

Why not?

There will surely be a guy

who will meet my expectations

in this vast world.

And I will most certainly find him.

Who knows where he is..

'Dejected lover commits suicide.'

'This morning, a youth committed

suicide on the tracks.'

'The police are trying

to identify the body.'

'The sight of the body'

'is unbearable.'

Hello, Keshav.

- Tell me, sir.

Is Ajay there?

- No, sir.

It's been two days

since I met him.

Hey, Chandru,

did you see Ajay?

Why, sir?

Where is he?

- Is it urgent?

I didn't see him since morning.

And his phone was switched off.

I'm paralysed in fear.

Didn't Ajay inform you about it?

- About what?

"Hey, let's go."

"One, two.."

"One, two, three, four."

"No petrol in the bike."

"No balance in the phone."

"No money in the wallet."

"This is common."

"But why.."

"Why do girls ditch us?"

"There's no solution

for this problem."

"Hello, the heart is empty."

"But we still enjoy."

"Hello, the heart is empty."

"But we still enjoy."

"No petrol in the bike."

"No balance in the phone.'

"No money in the wallet."

"This is common."

"Hello, the heart is empty."

"But we still enjoy."

"Yes."

"Yes.."

"Empty.."

"Empty.."

"To throw a party for friends"

"ask them for loans."

"The heart is empty.."

"The heart is empty.."

"Drink like a fish in the bar."

"Dash out when the

bill is given."

"This is how we live."

"Who is going to question us?"

"Somebody tell me now"

"how do I look,

hottie naughty baby?"

"Hello, the heart is empty."

"But we still enjoy."

"No petrol in the bike."

"No balance in the phone.'

"No money in the wallet."

"This is common."

"That's right."

"I chat all night"

"and sleep in the classroom."

"The heart is empty.."

"The heart is empty.."

"Our job is to try."

"If girls reject us,

it's their misfortune."

"We'll be 18 even

if we grow old."

"We'll perform somersaults."

"Somebody tell me now"

"how do I look,

hottie naughty baby?"

"Hello, the heart is empty."

"But we still enjoy."

"No petrol in the bike."

"No balance in the phone.'

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