A-Haunting We Will Go Page #3

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- Is my costume trunk on, Tommy?|- Of course.

- I told you it always goes on first.|- Just checking.

You won't forget the time|I left it in Philadelphia.

Assisting Uncle Harry in a bathing suit|made an impression on me.

On the audience too.

- Anything I can get you?|- Wait till I give these to Wilcox.

- I'll be with you.|- Okay.

- Your tickets. Check him through.|- Goodbye.

Don't worry about Charlie, because...

Pardon me, are you the baggage man?|Will you check Charlie onto the train?

- Who's Charlie?|- Right over there.

- He's going to Dayton.|- Yeah? Well, he almost missed the train.

- He's got plenty of time.|- Better step on it.

From ATLANTA|To DAYTON

We'll get him there.|Don't worry about that.

Aboard!

A tidy little nest egg.

How about some dinner?|I'm getting hungry.

Don't be so greedy.|We just split a hamburger.

And besides, we can eat in Dayton|for half of what it costs in the diner.

- I'll be twice as hungry in the morning.|- Don't bicker.

By the way, Phillips, have we enough|money for expenses in Medford?

By Jove, it slipped my mind.

- How much you think we'll need, Parker?|- I should say $ 100 will suffice.

I hope you have|the necessary dollar bill.

Fortunately, I just have one.

Thank you.

Did you see that?

He put a dollar bill in there|and a $ 10 bill came out.

Pardon me, gentlemen,|but isn't that counterfeiting?

Oh, no, no.

You look like a man familiar|with good United States currency.

- Up to a certain point.|- Amazing. Silk threads and all.

- Hm.|- It's genuine, Stanley.

It certainly is. Mm-mm-mm.

Thank you.

A $ 100 bill!

- You think $ 100 will be enough?|- We'll manage all right.

Just what is all this about, sir?

Is it possible that men|of your apparent intelligence...

...have not heard of the "Inflato"?

You see, we've been out of town,|haven't we, Ollie?

- Inflato?|- Yes, the name of this little device.

Inflato, taken from the word "inflation."

It's a spread-the-wealth project|sponsored by the O.C.C.

- What's an Ock?|- Ock?

O.C.C.,|Office of Currency Circulation.

Where could we get one of those?

We'd only make enough|for our bare necessities.

- And a swimming pool.|- Yeah.

I'm afraid the O.C.C. Had issued|the Inflato quota for the year.

We're getting into Medford.

Phillips, I've always subscribed|to the idea...

...that the American public|is 99 percent honest.

As I have my Inflato in my trunk, I think|we can let these gentlemen have this.

They look honest.

I'll never use another slug in an Automat.|Cross my heart.

- There you are.|- Thank you. Thank you.

In case we haven't enough money|to carry us in Medford...

...would you give us the cash you have?|- Oh, sure, gladly.

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