9 Wat (Nine Wats aka Secret Sunday) Page #3

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hell all of you!

- Three thousand?

- 3pm.

- Tomorrow?

- Of course tomorrow.

You think it can be done today?

I can't wait that long.

I'm a mechanic, not a Santa Claus.

What if we push on to Phitsanulok?

At 40km/h the windshield's gonna come off.

So?

You think you have a choice?

OK... 3pm tomorrow... Don't be late.

I'd have told you if I'd be late.

We'll have to find a hotel.

Looks like it.

And the monk?

I can spend the night at one

of the temples around here.

Two left turns and a right.

Straight on for 200 meters

and you'll see a temple.

It's too far to walk.

Drive the monk there first,

then come back and leave the car here.

This sucks. This sucks.

I'll pick you up tomorrow

after the car is ready.

Won't you come down to pray to the Buddha?

It could be your fifth temple.

- What a shot... straight in.

- You never lose your touch.

- Oh ho...

- In again... If I missed...

Sweet!

Gonna get cleaned out for sure!

My turn.

Which ball are you aiming for?

A piece of cake.

Put it back on the table.

I let the senior citizens

have a good time winning.

One more beer please.

Coming right up.

Your girlfriend is pretty.

Would you like to be in my shoes?

Young love.

How long have you been seeing each other?

- A year.

- Yeah.

Do you think a year is a long time?

- No.

- Yes.

If any man can stick with me for three days,

they'll close the village

and throw a carnival.

I'm going out for a cigarrette.

Can you get that for me?

Where are you going next?

Chiang Mai. To see some friends.

A shot of tequila please.

This girl is wild.

What's the hurry?

Ok, cheers!

...cheers

Cheers!

Pretty strong huh?

Please take a seat.

Cherry, take care of that table.

You know, sometimes I want to play the floozy

who picks up men instead of just waiting.

But I'm a nice and shy lady.

Would you need a trainer?

She's a pro... the kind you only

need small quantities of.

A predator like me

doesn't have to go hunting.

I just wait and some

man will take the bate.

Easy, you guys.

Nat!

Nat!

Nat!

Nat!

Nat!

Poon,

are you alright?

- How are you?

- Do you hear me?

- Can you get up?

- Slowly.

Was there a blackout?

Just briefly. But then

you fell hard on your back.

Why are you carrying me up the stairs?

The lift is right there.

I wouldn't get to feel you up

if we'd taken the lift.

I'll go take a shower.

Do you love me?

Are you ok?

Please leave you message...

Are you pregnant?

I'll stick my foot in your face!

We'd like to invite your Reverence

to preside over Pued's funeral.

His relative want to have

the rite performed at the house.

Not at the temple.

The local monks are busy

with two other functions.

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