8 Heads in a Duffel Bag

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Die, scumbags

You know, you're late, Tommy

Rico, relax

Okay, then, okay,

you're the boss, come on

That's Hugo Porto's mob, huh?

He tried to move in on Big

Sep's territory down in Atlantic City

Killed Victor Viking's

mom in the process

Wow, what a bunch of scumbags, huh?

Whatever, and there's proof for Big

Sep, you got a ticket on the red-eye

The heads are nice and

clean and ready to go, okay?

Okay

Tommy, Big Sep's hot

I'm two weeks

late delivering the meat

If he doesn't get that by noon

tomorrow, more heads are gonna roll

- You know what I mean?

- No problem

Do you love me?

- Where you headed? San Diego?

- Mexico

- You have a good flight

- Thanks a lot

Do you love me? Do you love me?

Do you love me? Do you love me?

How you doing?

Thank you, thanks

Step over here please

Gun! She's got a gun!

I don't even own a gun!

- Hey, kid, is this yours?

- Yeah

Do me a favor, will you?

Put that right under the seat

And see maybe if you

can keep that right near you

I got some

important stuff in this bag

I'd like to keep it close by

me, you know what I mean?

Thanks, that's really nice of you

- Good kid, thank you

- Okay

Atta boy, fits right under there

No, it doesn't fit right under there

Maybe you can get a spot in

another bin, thanks, I appreciate that

It's nice of you

Excuse me

Careful, careful

I almost didn't make it

Well, I'm sure that

someone is glad you did

Let's see, 49C, right down this way

Thanks

- Excuse me, sir, is this yours?

- Yeah

I'm sorry, we'll need

to use this compartment

Would you mind using another one?

Because I have

valuable family heirlooms in there

Sir, as you can plainly see,

this is an emergency situation

Well, maybe you can

use somebody else's bin

I mean, this kid's not using all of his

Would you mind if

they used some of yours?

Hey, excuse me, but screw you

Hey, hey, come on,

be nice, be a gentleman, will you?

We're trying to help over here,

here, let me help you

This goes right

over here, it's small

That's okay, thanks, don't... don't?

Wait! Wait! Don't kick it!

For God's sake,

those are live human organs!

Trust me, pal, they don't feel it

Would you sit down please?

Sir, I'm really sorry about that

- Sir, we're gonna have to use your bin

- Excuse me? But?

And actually, sir, I think

your bag is over the size limit

Well, no, because see, the guy outside

measured this and he said that it was okay

Sir, it's clearly over the size

limit, it will have to go in cargo

Listen, wait a minute, wait a minute?

Hold on, hold on a second, listen

Maybe we could just leave

my bag where it is, all right?

Are you trying to bribe me, sir?

No. I'm trying to purchase

a place for my bag, which I already...

The place for your bag is in cargo, sir

Excuse me, maybe

I'll just take another flight

Fine, the next flight to

San Diego leaves in seven hours, sir

All right, let me make a phone call

Sir, do you actually think that we're gonna

hold the plane while you use the phone

Now, are you flying with us tonight or not?

- All right, Miss Burke?

- Yes

- That's your name, right?

- Yes

This bag better be in San Diego,

you'll be in a lot of trouble if it's not

Yes, sir, it will be the very first off the plane

Does that make you happy?

- When it's there, then I'll be happy

- Okay

Have a seat, sir, thank you

Happy? Yeah, I'm happy, I'm thrilled

Happy

What are you looking at?

You started all this with those friggin' organs

You're happy, right?

Happy, who's happy?

Look, I think we got off

on the wrong foot, I'm Charlie

So, where you headed?

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