7 Witches Page #3

Just figured you might.

Remind me to stay

on her good side.

How much wine have you had?

Oh, I'm glad you're

keeping track.

I have two dads here now?

Ow! Ow!

No, thank you.

Why are you so rude?

Rude? Who's being rude?

I'm not hungry!

You're insulting

my new family...

Who's insulted? Tell me.

By starving yourself

instead of eating their food.

I'm not starving! I

brought some granola bars.

Oh my god...

Oh, what? You'd rather have

me get sick from something?

So now you're saying this

food will make you puke,

when I'm the one who

struggles with bulimia.

- Classy.

- Bulimia?

Since when did you start

pretending to have that?

Kate, let's take a walk.

You put two Boyles in

a room, you get a fight.

When you put five...

You get a war.

Something like that.

Listen, Kate,

if you have a problem

with this, just say it,

but, rose asked if

it would be okay.

Mom's ring.

I told her I'd clear

it with you first.

So if you're not comfortable

with it, I'll let her know.

Yeah. That would be a fun

conversation for you.

Well, I can take it.

I'm fine. Give it to her.

Seriously, I'm cool with it.

That'll work too.

Everybody's getting along.

Who knew, all it took

to bring us together

was a cookout with

the Addams family.

I don't even care at this point.

Oh daddy!

Ah.

First come, first

serve, I guess.

Ah, sh*t, this is wine.

- What? You drank it?!

- Perfect.

No, no. He can't

have alcohol.

Honey I'm right here.

Oh, I think you got

my cup. Sorry, dad.

That's ten years of

sobriety down the drain.

Is he dying? Is there

a lampshade on his head?

Okay. You don't know

what it's like!

Having a stick up my ass?

- No, I don't.

- Everybody...

- How dare you!

- A whole tree.

People, let's just act

like grownups here.

It's no big deal. Look!

Or like children.

- Atta boy!

- Oh, oh, that's great!

You just take a swan dive

right off the wagon!

He's an adult. He'll survive.

- You don't know that!

- You don't know...

Neither do you, Stephanie!

Two years isn't the same thing

as an entire f***ing childhood.

Are you high?

No.

Would you like to be?

It is exquisite

how those people can work

together to become the most

unbearable force in the world.

I swear, this is my

last family gathering.

As far as any future

boyfriends are concerned,

I grew up an orphan.

Olivia twist.

And no more Codys, please.

My appointment at planned

parenthood will ensure that.

Oh. Oh.

That's why you've been

drinking so heavily.

There was this one guy

that knocked me up,

utter sociopath,

off-the-grid type.

I don't know what

I was thinking.

He... he had more guns

than towels,

and knew more about dressing a

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