6 Years Page #5

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- I'm gonna kill you.

- Ah! Stop.

You're so heavy.

So, can we go?

Say "please. "

Please, can we go?

Fine, but you owe me.

Yes, yes. Yes.

All right, let's do it.

Let's go.

You owe me. I'm serious.

Like bigtime.

Okay, really, whatever

you want, you got it.

You just made my day.

Oh, you gotta carry me.

Okay, I'm getting up.

I'm getting up.

Ah-oh-oh!

Help me.

Milady. Come on.

You got it?

Dan! Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-oo-oo!

Danny!

Danny, come on.

You're really not

gonna come in?

No.

- Hi!

- That's Amanda.

Hi.

Get in, get in.

Dan's girlfriend,

come on, get in the pool.

Yes, do it.

Whoo-oo-oo!

Can you get me a beer?

You got it, yeah.

Dan, get us

a lot of beer.

Just keep it coming.

- Hey.

- Hi.

How are ya?

I'm all right.

Um, are we gonna go?

Right now?

You said one drink.

Oh.

You're not having fun?

I'm just tired of dealing.

School.

I understand.

I just -

I feel like it's important

that I'm here

with these people.

For work, you know?

Yeah.

That's cool. I mean,

you stay, I'll go.

- You sure?

- Yeah, it's fine.

Can you just text me

when you get home,

so I know you're safe?

I love you.

I love you.

See ya, kid.

Oh, look at them!

Shut the f*** up.

Are you gonna get in?

Come on,

let's go swimming!

Come on, get in.

Come on,

let's go swimming.

I gotta go.

Sorry, I gotta go.

But nice

to meet you guys.

It was so nice

to meet you!

- Have a good night.

- Bye!

Do you think

we're gonna get sick

because of how Mark

threw up in the pool

only about three weeks

ago?

I totally forgot

about that.

A lot of hot dogs.

Projectile-vomit hot dogs.

-15 hot dogs.

- Just whole hot dogs.

Sliding in.

It was horrible.

It was impressive.

I was - I was impressed.

Yeah, no wonder

your girlfriend

didn't want

to hang out with us.

No, but why did she go?

She has class

in the morning.

Yeah?

I mean, I have f***ing class

in the morning, too,

but she's a good student

and I'm just a fuckup.

- Yeah.

- I'm just f***ed up.

How long have you guys

been together?

6 years.

Whew!

What is that?

"Whew!"

Everyone says, "Wow,"

"whoa. "

'Cause it's really

a long time.

I know.

Wait, does that mean

that she is

the only girl you've

ever had sex with?

What?

Uh...

Well, well, well.

Wait, uh, can I ask you

a personal question?

When you've been

seeing somebody

for that many years,

is the sex still any good

or is it, like,

pretty boring?

Don't even ask me that,

please. I -

There's no way to -

just don't.

Oh, I've just been single

for so long

that I cannot even imagine

what it's like

to be with, like

in a long-term,

one-person, committed.

Just don't know.

I really can't.

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