6 Plots Page #3

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Yeah, some roadkill I found.

Frozen solid then put it

through the big kahuna blade.

- Instant anatomy lesson.

- Yeah, hey, got it up.

Look, look, look, look, look.

Shut up back there okay

just, f*** off, okay.

- Oh, God.

- Okay, let's do it.

[groaning]

You're a sick man.

[screaming]

It gets better.

It doesn't even have a heart.

Wait for it, wait for it.

[screaming]

[guys cheering]

You did not just do that.

Can't believe I watched that.

Seriously, we, no.

Marty, load these up, more PG friendly.

- Ugh.

- I'm gonna be scared for life.

We are wired and ready to roll.

These should up the party ante.

You're a bad girl, Jules.

This is pretty hard-core, huh?

This is some serious setup dude.

Everything controlled

by my trusty mobile.

I've got my whole house setup back home.

Hey which one do you wanna start with?

Crazy Japanese Show.

Oh, my God, I love that show.

Hey have guys seen

the J-Pop girls?

Speed?

- Yes.

- It's so tacky it's delicious.

- How good is it.

- That is cool.

Hey are we all set to

live-cast our party later?

All set to Screen-It.

Hey, guys, get closer,

let's immortalize the crime.

Let's do it.

[laughing]

That's going straight to Facebook.

Time to get off

your face-book.

[laughing]

Hey, that was awesome,

but that takes time so here's

one I prepared earlier.

Uh-huh.

[cheering and laughing]

[vehicle approaching]

[horn honking]

Hey, pizza's here.

- [Stu] Pizza!

- [Brie] Ah, pizza.

Kyle, it's your dad man, your dad.

I diverted my phone, come on.

Everyone shut the f*** up.

[beeping]

[woman] Pollock residence.

[Mike] Hi, Helen, it's Mike Gruper here.

[woman] Hi, Mike,

I suppose you're after Kyle.

They're playing games upstairs, hang on.

[laughing]

That is f***ing wild.

- Shh.

- How did you do that?

I hacked an automated

SKYPE message bank app.

Shut up, shut up.

All right.

[computer beeping]

Hi, Dad, what's up?

You checkin' up on me?

[Mike] Well, what do you think after

what happened in the pool today?

Look, just wanted to

remind you we have a 6:00AM

start tomorrow, so don't stay

up all night playing games.

Okay, Dad, is that it?

[Mike] Okay, now I expect a PB tomorrow.

Okay, Dad.

Can I go now?

[Mike] I'll see you in the morning.

[computer beeping]

[cheering and laughing]

- That is cool.

- What!

The things you can do with

open-source code and Bluetooth.

I think I'll have that joint now.

[Brie]

That's tweet-worthy even.

It's like the modern

equivalent of a forged note.

I think I'll join you.

What about your PB tomorrow?

Tomorrow, I'm going for a PB tonight.

No smoking inside, okay?

Go out back.

[Stu] Yes, mom.

Sorry. Coming?

It's not my thing.

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