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Call me Tiko.

So, what you going to do

for us today?

I'm going to wow you, player.

Okay.

Go ahead.

I ain't going to be here

too long,

because I got my Smart car

out there double-parked.

But you look familiar.

You look like

my first son's father.

You look just like him.

Bernard?

No.

Oh, she told me

none of them kids was mine.

I'm sure taking care of them.

Anyway, I'm down

to my last Fruit Roll-Ups.

But it's good to be here.

It's kind of fancy.

Got a lot of curtains.

You best be doing something

besides pimping.

And I used to pimp.

I was pimping ho's.

But my last ho got hit by a bus,

and ain't nobody banging

no crippled coochie, goddang.

So I'm just here

trying to find another way

to make some money,

because the damn parole officer

is not going to want to know

about yesterday.

Talking about I got

two more weeks.

He's going to take me

back again.

And again, ain't nowhere

for no pimp,

you know what I'm saying?

I was in there for a while.

I was sending them young boys

to them big boys.

You know, it got out of hand,

because them big boys

was getting real rude.

I told them five boxes

of cigarettes.

They want to come with one.

And I said,

"You ain't getting my best

little young ho over here.

"He a good boy.

I ain't going to let you

go like that, Jezebel."

That was his name.

Boy, I did a white room.

It was Ku Klux Klan.

Everything was cool

until my hood came off.

It ain't really like that.

It ain't really

like that at all.

I think some people

shouldn't wear church clothes

if they don't bathe.

I mean, I was sitting

by this one brother,

he was funky as hell.

I said, "Holy Spirit ain't going

to get up in you,

"because your stink

is the scene.

Your stink is the scene."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

VD.

VD? All right, VD.

On that note...

No, no. VD who?

VD who?

Hell, you got VD?

You better find out

who you got it from.

All right, well,

check this out, man.

I'll give you a call

in a couple of days

and let you know

if you got the job.

You know, I got to think about

some things first.

Where you gonna call, man?

I ain't gave you no damn number.

Oh, don't worry about that.

You know, we'll contact you.

Well, these black lounges,

they don't tell the truth.

You sound like you ain't gonna

book my ass,

and you're going to regret it

when I get on Arsenio Hall,

if he ever get back on TV.

All right.

All right, bro.

He funny, though.

You got to get this stage fixed

before I come up here.

I don't want to be making

no trapdoor.

Oh, man.

Okay.

I'm glad his act

was faster than his exit.

Next.

Oh, boy.

Oh, this is nice.

Yeah, I could tear it up

in here.

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