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It's going to be a what?

Yeah, forget that.

I was the one who was antiquated

small-minded and simple.

Well, you did propose to four

different women in four years.

Exactly. So maybe these women

had it right all along.

Uh, no, you just need

to slow your butt down, okay?

See, you the kind of dude

that you enjoy all this foreplay

but you bail

right before the climax.

No, no, the problem was

none of these women were ready.

I'm going to spread

my love around.

Be selfish for once.

Enjoy planting my seed. Yeah.

Well, now you just sound

like you're full of yourself.

You know what? You got to change

with the times, bro.

My dad always said a woman

would do no more or no less

than what you allow her to do.

Wasn't your daddy a pimp?

I was looking for an angel

when I really needed both, man.

I needed an angel and a devil.

Sugar and spice.

Okay, so you're trying

to date two women.

Three, four, five of them.

See, this is where you always

mess up in the end, man.

You're greedy.

Why can't I have it all?

You can't have it all.

Nobody has it all.

No, bro, I want it all.

If I can't have it all

with one woman,

I'm going to find it

in however many women I can.

Todd, these compulsive

habits you have,

they're not healthy, bro.

They're not, all right?

You are a serial monogamist.

Not anymore.

Maybe you need a thick woman.

See, a thick woman

would work with you, all right?

And every man needs a woman

that will scrape the dead skin

from his feet.

And that cooks.

And takes care of you

like a baby.

"Where are you,

little shnookums?

Little shnookums,

come here."

And that doesn't ask

for too much.

Right. Just a little loving.

Two minutes and I'm out.

Just a little marathon.

Just a jog around the block.

Hey, and if you're lucky,

you might even find one

who'll do all the work for you.

See, I want one like that.

Yeah.

Yeah, some arm candy.

A vixen. A cougar.

Yeah, man, I'm about to bust

this game wide open, baby.

Okay, now remember,

men have been found as roadkill

on the side of roads for trying

to pull off something like that.

It's beast time.

Mufasa, calm down.

The beach is that way.

You've been looking at yourself

in the mirror a lot.

I can...

I can really tell.

I can't take this, man.

Seriously.

You left your phone.

You left your phone.

I'm about to get it, buddy.

You don't understand.

I'm spreading

this loving around.

All right, O, the talent has got

to be top-notch.

I got you, boss.

All right, man.

Oh, I'm meeting with

the suppliers later on,

so I'm going to need your eyes

for the audition.

Hey, don't worry about nothing.

I got your back.

Cool.

All right.

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