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you needed a roommate.

Ooh!

What is this place?

Disneyland?

Nah, it's a bar.

This is my hangout.

- Lot of guys hang out here, too. Mostly cops.

- Oh, a tepee! Oh!

Oh, great. Come on.

[Gasps]

A miniature golf course! Oh!

I love miniature golf!

[Millie] I do, too,

but it's been closed for years. Come on.

Look, Millie. They caught up with me.

[Groans]

- God.

- They caught up with me.

- Come on, will ya? I told ya there's cops in here.

- Oh. Oh. Cops.

- Let's go get a beer and see who's here.

- [Giggles]

You'll like it.

It's air-conditioned.

[Engines Revving]

Looks deserted. Some of the guys

are probably out back ridin' dirt bikes, though.

Yep.

What's that?

Oh. That's just Willie.

She paints those weird things all over the place.

[Engines Revving]

- She paint this, too?

- Yeah. It's a sand paintin' with bullet holes.

- Want a cigarette?

- Yeah.

You hadn't seen

Dirty Gertie yet.

Pull her bow and she'll say hello.

I'm gonna go put on some music.

- [Yelps] She spit on me!

- [Mechanical Cackling]

[Cackling Continues]

[Cackling Continues]

- [Cackling Stops]

- [Whispers] Millie.

Millie.

Hi, Willie. This is my new roommate, Pinky.

This is Willie.

We'll have a couple of beers.

She and Edgar run this place.

They live in that house out back.

She's gonna have a baby.

##[Country]

Don't pay any attention to her.

She never says much.

Wait'll you meet Edgar.

He's really funny.

He used to be on the Wyatt Earp TV show.

He knows Hugh O'Brian.

#It's late in the evenin'#

# 'Bout drunk myself to death #

#And I'm tired #

- I like your paintings.

- # Ofhearin'#

#About your general lack #

# Ofhappiness #

- #Mr. Bartender #

- Now, what'd ya say that for? That's embarrassing.

#Set 'em up again #

#Another shot for me

A double shot for him #

# Gonna drown all my troubles

in a case of gin #

#I'm gonna drink #

- # This one down #

- [Gulping]

# Then we'll have

another round #

# Gonna drink

Ain't never gonna stop #

- # Gonna drink until I drop #

- [Belching]

- You drink a lot of beer?

- [Belches]

- [Belches]

- Really.

- # Why'd you leave me #

- Beer's 40 cents.

- I usually leave a dime tip.

- # Why did you have to go #

# Oh, I love#

[Thunder Rumbling]

[Rumbling Continues]

Edgar, this is my new roommate, Pinky.

Pinky, this is Edgar Hart.

- Hold it!

- [Laughs]

Never trust a dishonest man, my dear.

He was Hugh O'Brian's stand-in

on Wyatt Earp.

Stunt double. I did all

of Hugh's stunts for him.

- What'd you say your name was? Pinky?

- Yeah. That's my nickname.

My real name's Mildred,

but I hate it. [Laughs]

[Chuckles] Well, you, uh

You kind oflook like a Pinky to me.

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