3 Ninjas Page #4

They're three very specific little boys.

You got a pen? Here's the address.

Okay, I got it, sir. Get right on it.

Don't screw this up,

or we'll have to kill ya.

Bummer.

Your boys'll take care of the kids.

Then I'll put the screws on Douglas.

Fax Colonel Farouk and tell him...

we can ship the missiles in two days.

God, I love being a bad guy.

School bites it!

- I wanna stay with Grandpa.

- Yeah, me too.

Guys, shut up. Mom will hear you.

Say "hi" to your girlfriend for me.

Yeah, say "hi" to your girlfriend.

She's not my girlfriend.

Rocky loves Emily.

Rocky loves Emily.

Rocky loves Emily.

- What's going on?

- My brothers are retarded.

What time are you guys

gonna go to school tomorrow?

Around quarter to eight.

Rocky loves Emily.

Rocky loves Emily.

- I'll ride with you.

- Fine, but don't be late.

Rocky loves Emily.

Rocky loves Emily.

Rocky loves Em-

- Mom's coming.!

- Mom.!

Gotta go. Bye.

Rocky?

Should we tell Dad about

the guy we saw Grandpa with?

We'll tell him tomorrow.

Go to sleep.

Hey, you guys, got a new stash

of jelly beans. You want some?

- No.

- No.

Good night, Rocky.

Good night, Tum Tum.

- Good night, Colt.

- Good night.

Choked on a jelly bean.

Okay, okay. Marcia Brady or

Laurie Partridge?

- I'd rather do Laurie.

- Cool.

- Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett?

- Tanya Roberts, dude.

Men, it's time for some excellent

breaking and entering.

Dude!

You guys want some coffee?

My wife made us some.

- Those guys look like feds or something.

- Dude.!

What are we gonna do, man?

They've all got guns, dude.

Well, my dangerous buds...

tomorrow is another day.

And those little dudes are ours.

- Slurpee?

- Radical!

- Slurpee?

- Dude!

We're outta here!

We will protect

our family, old friend.

Fair and sunny in the afternoon.

- Where is my notebook?

- Check your backpack.

- I left it right here.

- Rocky, get your feet off the table.

- Is Dad getting up?

- He left, sweetie.

- He's gone.

- No, cut it diagonal!

- Somebody get the door.!

- I got it! I got it!

- Where's my backpack?

- Hi. You guys ready?

Hi. Yeah. Come on!

- Morning, Emily.

- Morning, Mrs. Douglas.

- Where's my backpack?

- Right here, baby. There you go.

Colt, Tum Tum, let's go!

All right, you, catch!

Okay, have a nice... day.

Whoo-hoo!

See ya at school!

Sorry, mister.

Whoo-hoo!

Dude, there they go.

Awesome! Mr. Muffin Man,

catch you later.

Guys, let's go through here.

Guys! Wait up!

Bummer!

Go around that way.

- Cool!

- Slow it down.

- Slow it down.

- Slowing.

Slow it down.

Uh-oh.

- Fender bender. -

Fender bender. - Dude.

- Ooh, someone got a ticket.

- Shut up!

Not you, the kids.

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