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scientists invented this pen..!!

from this u can write in any angle, any temperature, zero gravity

one day when i was a student the director of our institute called me

he said "viru shastrabhuddi." i said "yes sir"

come here!! i got scared

showed me this pen

he said this is a symbol of excellence

i give it to u

and the day when u get a extraordinary student like u

pass this pen to him

from 32 year viru shastrabhuddi is waiting for the next viru shastrabhuddi

any one here in this batch to honour this pen?

good hands down

should i write in the notice board

i said put down your hands

sir i have a question sir...

sir if in space fountain pen ball pen cannot be used why astronaut didn't tried pencil in space sir?

could've saved millions of dollars

i will get back to you on this

that fellow in night kicks seniors

and in day irritating director, im telling u if we stay with him...

he will put us in trouble

buddy, u though screwed virus completely

oh emperor, u're great..

accept our gift....

get lost, dont u've school?

who'll pay fees? yout father?

u callin my father?

hey stop stop raju wat u doin?

eh listen!

no fees required for schooling!!! uniform is required, uniform...

whichever school u like go, get the uniform of that school..

go sit in the class.....

who'll come to know when there is a huge population???

if i get caught?

if they catch u, then uniform change, school change!!! ehhe

there was really something special about him,

he always used to challenge everything in the world.. each n every move....

he was the only one free bird in VIRUS's nest...

we all were just robots operated by professors remote control...

but he was the only one..

perhaps not a machine!!!!

what is a machine?

why are you smiling??

um.. actually sir

from my childhood i used to dream of studying in an engineering college

today im sitting over here, feeling excited sir!!!

no need to be so overexcited...

tell.. tell me the definition for machine

um..

sir

machine is anything that reduces human effort sir

will you please elaborate...?

sir um...

all those things which makes the work for humans easier are machines sir

feeling hot!!! pressed button, wind blowing, FAN is a machine sir!!

u can talk to your friend miles away..TELEPHONE is machine sir!!!

calculate crores in less time... CALCULATOR is a machine sir

sir actually we are dependent in the world for machine sir

from PEN NIB to PANTS ZIB... all machines sir!!

one sec up one sec down, up down up down up

tell me the definition??

sir thats wat im tellin sir..

will you write all these in examz hanh?

"this is machine up down up down up"??

IDIOT!!!

anybody else???

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