3 Blind Saints Page #3

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have been answered.

- Looks like we could getthree for the price of one.

- Three blind saintsleading the blind (laughs).

- How about you?

Are you saved too?

- Tell him how you got saved, Sam.

Tell him.

- Yes, absolutely.

I went to the lost and found

and in God now I trust.

All dogs go to heaven.

- Come on now, son, testify!

Tell 'em how you sawthat bright light, Sam!

- Oh yes, right, the light.

- Yeah, the light!

- Of course how could Iforget the bright light?

Boom!

Right in the noodle.

And it was so intense that

I fell to the ground!

- [Jamal] Booya, smack, wow!

- And then I heard angels singing.

- (singing) Freedom.

- No, no, no, no, theyhad much higher voices.

They were much more girly.

- (singing) Freedom.

- A little higher.

A little higher.

(Frankie and Jamal'svoices raising in pitch)

That's the stuff.

And then I heard the voice.

Sounded just like Mr. Charlton Heston.

And it said let the prisoners go.

(dramatic instrumental music)

- You don't wanna pull my leg, son.

I got a bad hip.

- Judge, Your Honor,may I have the privilege

of addressing the court?

- The Court recognizes Mr. Rusty Pickens.

- How ya doin' Calvin?

- Pretty good, Rusty.

How's yourself?

- [Rusty] Oh just fine.

- What can the court dofor you this fine day?

- Because of the misdeeds of one man

the Rocky Road Community Church

is in dire peril and Irequest that you release

these three fine men to my custody

to do little community service

if it please the court.

- Well, it does please the court.

So I am going to sentenceyou three gentlemen

to custody of one of our leading citizens

and businessmen Mr. Rusty Pickens

to be reviewed again in three weeks.

It's not nice to fool Judge Cartwright.

Court is adjourned.

(gavel pounds)

- [Sam] Okay what just happened?

- Congratulations, boys.

You are now a part of team Rusty,

bringing pride and honor tothe community of Rocky Road.

Now your assignment is toget the Rocky Road Church

up and running and prospering once again.

- What?

You're yankin' our chain.

- No, no, now hold on, Sam.

Now let's hear the man out.

- You boys are from big town.

I know you don't know who I am.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I'm Rusty Pickens, proprietorof Rusty's Sports Bar.

I also run the town, thecourt, the jail, church.

Tell 'em how it is, Beverly.

- Yes, sir, Mr. Pickens.

Alright boys, here's how it's gonna go.

You, you're gonna work with the kids.

And you, you're gonna handle the music.

And you, you're gonna be our preacher.

- Would you give us just one quick second?

- Take all the time you need.

- Thank you.

These people have lost their marbles.

- They're crazy loco patho.

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