3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy Page #4

Synopsis: As a conceited scholar of the Ming Dynasty, Wei Yangsheng believes that since life is short, one should pursue the ultimate sexual pleasure as time allows. Wei Yangsheng encounters Tie Fei the Taoist priest's daughter, Tie Yuxiang, on an occasion. With the former's talent and the latter's beauty, they fall in love at first sight, and Wei Yangsheng is later married into the Tie's family. Yuxiang is elegant and courteous under the influence of her father's faith, though her lack of passion cannot fully satisfy Wei Yangsheng's sexual needs. His disappointment is no less than his affection for her.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Production: China Lion Entertainment
 
IMDB:
4.4
Metacritic:
36
Rotten Tomatoes:
22%
NOT RATED
Year:
2011
129 min
$85,874
Website
785 Views


Try it out and you will know.

No thanks.

Your Highness,

can I take a look at that painting?

Harder!

Harder!

The stamp is fake.

And the inscription that says

it is from the Southern Tang Dynasty

is also wrong.

Is it worthless then?

How much time is it off from Southern Tang?

It's 300 years off.

Congratulations, your Highness.

It's priceless.

This is an authentic work of Dong Ju.

This is the oldest painting on earth,

but the antique shop owner

doesn't seem to be very knowledgeable,

as to put on a fake stamp

and inscribed some bullshit on it.

Oh... what a twist!

Officially one more rare item

to my collection.

Good. Come with me.

No one can go in except The Prince.

Death is the penalty with no exception.

It hurts.

What should I give you as a reward?

What do you want?

There's nothing else I'd ask for.

Dongmei.

Congratulations, your Highness.

Do you know

what is pleasure comes through toil?

Coffin, for you.

Bird, your favourite.

Now what? Who's turn?

You have us waiting every time.

You dare to discard this one, you are so dead.

Hurry up. Don't think too much.

If I am not allowed to think,

I'd rather not play.

Which one should I discard?

Discard this one then

you have 5 chances to win. Dump ass!

Awesome!

So Big!

I want it so much!

You think she's frigid, right?

But do you know why?

She's not frigid.

The problem is you.

How can it be so small?

Hey you! Who told you to come this way?

East side is where Miss Tie's room is

You are just a servant,

you cannot come over this side.

You are fired.

I'm so sorry. It's really stupid of me

and I made a terrible mistake.

But please, don't fire me.

Dong, he has apologized.

It's no big deal.

My name is Quan Laoshi

and I thank Miss for your mercy.

Oh... you don't have to... Stand up please.

What are you standing there for?

Go take the coal balls into the storeroom NOW!

Yes. Yes, Sir.

He said he is raising

money to bury his father,

Otherwise I won't even hire him.

This money is for him.

Some tips.

Okay.

Come over here.

Miss gives you some tip.

Thank you...

Make it quick, and hurry!

Yes, I understand.

Just with muscles, but good for nothing.

You are late in everything.

Take it easy, my friend.

How can I? I'm really looking forward

to meeting this Elder of Ultimate Bliss!

He has the most mind-blowing

sex tricks in the world.

Let's go.

Shangguan Shen,

when are you going to marry your 128th wife?

Your Highness, you are joking.

Your Highness. You are late.

Sit.

Hope you are well.

Your Highness,

you said that by noon today,

that Elder of Ultimate Bliss would show up?

He is not here yet.

How dare he comes

late to your Highness' party?

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Stephen Shiu

Stephen Shiu (Chinese: 蕭若元; pinyin: Xiāo Ruòyuán; Jyutping: siu1 joek6 jyun4, born 22 July 1949) is a Hong Kong-based media personality, businessperson, film producer, screenwriter, news presenter, and pundit. He founded Hong Kong Reporter in 2004, an internet radio station focused on live talk radio broadcasting. In 2013 he founded memehk.com, a multimedia news site, after Hong Kong Reporter was closed. more…

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