2 Lava 2 Lantula!

Synopsis: When an unprecedented amount of sinkholes erupt all over Florida, a new nest of fire spitting LAVALANTULAS is awakened... wreaking their fiery havoc all over the sunshine state. Adding to the mayhem, the arachnids have hit the beach where Colton West's (Steve Guttenberg) step-daughter, Raya (Michele Weaver), is taking a break from school. Now an A-list movie star, Colton walks off the set of his latest hundred million dollar blockbuster to save her. Armed with specialized weapons, Colton, his personal assistant, Kyle (James Bellinger), and his best friend, Marty (Michael Winslow), race to save the residents of Florida from these hellish prehistoric beasts and taking on the biggest, baddest one of them all!
 
IMDB:
4.4
TV-14
Year:
2016
83 min
10 Views

1

Where's

the damn negotiator?

They said 10 minutes.

10 minutes?

They're all gonna be

dead in 10 minutes.

Sir, I think

we got company.

What the hell

is he doing here?

I don't know. Son of a bitch

thinks he's a hero now.

Well, he's gonna

get us all ki--

Look out, Jack!

Hold your fire!

Hold your fire!

Get down!

No, Jack! No!

No!

Jack!

Jack!

Don't leave me, Jack!

Don't leave me! Jack!

No!

No!

Nooooo!

Nooo!

Cut! Cut! No!

That's a cut!

Cut! Cut! Cut!

Are those the lines?

Is that the script?

Give--

Colton!

Hey, man,

are you okay?

I think

I hurt my back.

You were

so good, man.

I know why

I quit acting now.

Yeah.

Everything looked

just fine to me.

You looked fine

to me.

Let me rub

that back for you.

Good job, Marty.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Let me rub that

for you.

What happened

to the scene?

What happened

to the comedy?

Well, I changed

a few things, kid.

You changed some things?

You can't do that.

Were you gonna

tell anyone?

Well, you know, I--

Wasn't working for me.

It might be

a little too funny.

Yeah, it was

too funny. Yeah.

Too funny?

It's supposed

to be funny.

It's a comedy.

It's called

"Clown Cops."

Yeah, well, my friend--

You came out of

a pizza cop car.

My friend just

got shot, Joshie.

It's a flesh wound.

He lives.

Yeah.

I mean, you seen

the scene.

Have you read

the scene? Have you

read the script?

Yeah, I have,

but my character hasn't.

You know, in my opinion,

it should be

more serious, I think.

You think?

No, you're not

paid to think.

You're paid to act,

I'm paid to direct,

and it's

not going well.

I'm gonna have

to tell the studio.

I don't want to have

to tell the studio.

No. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Joshie, no, no, no.

You know what it is?

I'm--Whoa! I'm crashing.

That's the problem.

I'm crashing.

Are you okay?

Low blood sugar!

Whoa! Whoa! Chair!

Chair! Chair! Chair!

Whoo hoo hoo!

I'm telling you, I'm no good--

Where's Kyle?

Maybe I need a salad

or something. Kyle!

Kyle!

Yes, Mr. West.

Kyle! Lips! Lips!

Quickly! Quickly!

Well, okay.

Kyle, where's that salad,

the kale salad

from Lou's?

There was a problem,

Mr. West.

A problem?

Your credit card

maybe was declined.

Who knows? I don't--

What?

Um, this is

very lovely.

Just go

get some food.

Get your blood sugar

into just a nice

comfy place...

I need something.

Thank you.

and then you

come back here...

Thank you.

and then read

the freaking scene

as scripted!

I promise. I pro--Ooh.

This is nice.

This is

a nice sport coat.

Barney's?

Where's this from?

It's from

my grandfather.

It's beautiful,

really beautiful,

lovely.

I'm sorry I snapped.

It's okay.

It happens.

Just read the scene.

It's moviemaking. Okay.

All right, people,

we're resetting!

Back to one!

I'll be better!

I'll be better.

I swear I'll be better.

What happened?

What happened

with the credit card?

How'd it get declined?

Well, there were several

suspicious charges...

What?

in Fort Lauderdale.

Fort Lauderdale? Who's

in Fort Lauderdale? I--

Gee. Look, just call

the credit card company.

Approve the charges.

Get my kale salad,

and do s--

Wow.

Wow, you're so muscular.

Yeah.

Looks nice.

You're working out.

Sort of.

Good. Okay.

Yeah.

I'm not.

Fort Lauderdale?

Fort Lauderdale?

Who said I was

in Fort Lauderdale?

Your best friends,

Amex and Visa.

Hey, will you

pass me that

mango colada?

Hey! Shh.

COLTON:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's not code name

for a science book?

Mango colada?

No, it's a beverage.

Well, that's alcohol,

and it's Friday.

Rate this script:(0.00 / 0 votes)

Neil Elman

 more…

All Neil Elman scripts | Neil Elman Scripts

FAVORITE (0 fans)

Submitted on August 05, 2018

Translation

Translate and read this script in other languages:

Select another language:

  • - Select -
  • Chinese - Simplified 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
  • Chinese - Traditional 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
  • Spanish Español (Spanish)
  • Esperanto Esperanto (Esperanto)
  • Japanese 日本語 (Japanese)
  • Portuguese Português (Portuguese)
  • German Deutsch (German)
  • Arabic العربية (Arabic)
  • French Français (French)
  • Russian Русский (Russian)
  • Kannada ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
  • Korean 한국어 (Korean)
  • Hebrew עברית (Hebrew)
  • Ukrainian Український (Ukrainian)
  • Urdu اردو (Urdu)
  • Hungarian Magyar (Hungarian)
  • Hindi मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
  • Indonesian Indonesia (Indonesian)
  • Italian Italiano (Italian)
  • Tamil தமிழ் (Tamil)
  • Turkish Türkçe (Turkish)
  • Telugu తెలుగు (Telugu)
  • Thai ภาษาไทย (Thai)
  • Vietnamese Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
  • Czech Čeština (Czech)
  • Polish Polski (Polish)
  • Indonesian Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
  • Romanian Românește (Romanian)
  • Dutch Nederlands (Dutch)
  • Greek Ελληνικά (Greek)
  • Latin Latinum (Latin)
  • Swedish Svenska (Swedish)
  • Danish Dansk (Danish)
  • Finnish Suomi (Finnish)
  • Persian فارسی (Persian)
  • Yiddish ייִדיש (Yiddish)
  • Armenian հայերեն (Armenian)
  • Norwegian Norsk (Norwegian)
  • English English (English)

Discuss this 2 Lava 2 Lantula! script with the community:

Citation

Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:

Style:MLAChicagoAPA

"2 Lava 2 Lantula!" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2019. Web. 20 Nov. 2019. <https://www.scripts.com/script/2_lava_2_lantula%21_1608>.

We need you!

Help us build the largest writers community and scripts collection on the web!

Watch the movie trailer

2 Lava 2 Lantula!

The Marketplace:

Sell your Script !

Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web!


The Studio:

ScreenWriting Tool

Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.


Thanks for your vote! We truly appreciate your support.