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I dunno, I... I guess

I still think about it.

Hey, guys. Hey.

How you going?

Alright. I'll feed you.

Hey, babies.

Come up. Out the way.

There we go.

Hey, sweetie.

Hello!

You're getting big.

Yeah.

You little cutie, huh?

You remember me.

Aww.

Don't be scared.

It's OK.

Hey, what's going on in there, huh?

Hey, Melody.

You've been really great

with the animals this term.

She's a cute one, isn't she, Daisy?

Yeah. She is.

Hey, you know, someone has to take

them home each week for the weekend.

Maybe you could take...

No.

My brother's allergic.

Marcus?

Yeah.

Everything alright?

Yeah, everything's fine.

F***, this is boring as sh*t.

Bloody reffo.

I reckon someone should

sew his lips together.

TEACHER:
Luke! Tom!

TEACHER:
Right, get out of here now.

Both of you.

Hey, what do you reckon of

that Clare chick in there?

The fat one?

She's not fat!

Nah, huge, man.

She's got good tits, though, man.

My girl has twice the tits

and half the frame.

Yeah, but that's Sarah, you know?

I mean, she's like a twig.

Go too hard on Sarah

you could break her...

...if you've got a small cock.

Virgin!

Shut the f*** up, man.

What?

Cheers.

I was thinking, right,

I reckon I wanna arsefuck her.

Sarah?

Yeah.

What's wrong with that, man?

You wanna arsefuck her?

Nothing gay, man.

No, you just wanna

put your cock in her...

F*** you.

Oi, check it out.

TEACHER:
What is that smell?

TEACHER:
Steven?

Steven!

Can I see you outside?

Oh!

What is the matter with you?

Steven, I'm speaking to you.

A bit old for this sort of thing,

aren't you?

You'd better go

and get yourself cleaned up

then you'd better go

and see the counsellor.

Mr Darcy, my bag and books...

...are inside.

Aren't we lucky

it wasn't number twos.

LUKE:
I was thinking, right -

I reckon I wanna arsefuck her.

TOM:
Sarah?

LUKE:
Yeah.

LUKE:
What's wrong with that, man?

TOM:
You wanna arsefuck her?

Nothing gay, man.

No, you just wanna

put your cock in her...

LUKE:
F*** you.

TOM:
Oi, check it out.

Hey, how you going, Uneven Steven?

Steve, are you alright, bro?

You had an accident?

You've pissed yourself, man.

That's horrible.

You reek, mate!

Watch out! Watch out! Stairs!

LUKE:
Sh*t, that sucks.

Oh, wait up, man!

I didn't mean to do it.

I mean, it's not like...

it's not like I can control it.

Before I knew it, it was...

my trousers were just wet.

It's just like a routine now.

My parents, they used to send me

with these... with perfume to school

to try and mask the smell,

but... that was pretty hopeless.

And then they tried -

well, we tried -

these pad thingies,

and I think they were meant to

absorb the wee, but...

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