27 Missing Kisses Page #4

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to see it when we grow up.

This way.

Come on.

-I've hurt myself.

-Are you okay?

-From here you can see even better.

-Much better.

-Do you like her, that cow?

-No.

-I like you.

-Prove it.

I wrote you a poem.

A poem?

"I recall a wondrous moment.

You appeared before my eyes."

That's Pushkin!

No, I wrote it

when I saw you...

...for the first time.

-I don't like liars!

Alexander...

is sleeping.

He sleeps all the time.

He mixes up night and day.

It's a shame. We're going.

How terrible!

Get up immediately!

It's a shame!

How can you watch this?

-I don't like your father.

-Why not?

He only thinks about women,

sleeping and cigars.

And stars.

-Let's go.

-Wait.

-Can you see Alexander?

-Yes.

Take your hands off me!

Let's wait until

everyone has left.

-Sometimes I want to kill you.

-And other times?

Other times, I want

to love you forever.

-Piotr!

-What?

Are you eating onion again?

Why?

In the film, there

was palm trees...

the ocean... Bangkok...

Rubbish! Do you know why

Emmanuelle is happy?

Because the guys

in the film...

have got big guns.

Like Pushkin! Like me!

You don't understand anything.

You just eat raw onion.

Such passion.

Why so crude?

Love has to be beautiful,

it has to be poetic! Bangkok...

-You want Bangkok?

-Yes.

What are you doing?

Here are your palm trees!

Here's your Bangkok!

-Here's your...

-Emmanuelle.

-But I can't.

-What can't you?

The size of your

dick isn't normal.

My lieutenant's

is like this...

But yours is very big.

It's just not possible.

You want me cut if off?

Cut it.

Okay.

-Piotr!

-Let me.

He's crazy.

Some door should be open.

Can I help you?

Yes...

Okay.

-What's wrong?

-Piotr put bearings on his penis...

and had sex with Veronica.

The lieutenant's wife?

With ball bearings?

It's because his is very big.

Like the pilot's

in "Emmanuelle"?

Idiot.

He's heard something....

about constriction devices.

But they're not made of steel!

The penis is inflated

like a zeppelin.

-Show me!

-Show him.

Come on!

You drink my whisky...

you screw the ballerina

in my office!

Do you want some water?

Calm down.

How did this happen?

-We watched "Emmanuelle".

-Me too.

Did you like it?

Yes, but no one there puts

ball bearings on his prick!

-Could it be sawed off?

-It's made of special steel!

I've tried Hartmann method.

He recommends wrapping

the penis with tape...

beginning at the distal end and

moving upwards in a spiral...

towards the point

of constriction.

But with such swelling,

the method won't work.

Call Maria Markovna.

-Which Markovna?

-Your mother!

Call Marta too.

The consequences are hard to predict.

-No, she's retired and got asthma.

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