After Porn Ends 2
we're on the set of lisa ann's
"big titted cougars."
Whew. Shocker that I would
be in a cougar movie.
what's the difference with
a cougar and a milf?
My take is,
a cougar and a milf:
Milf is supposed to be
a "mom that I'd like to f***."
So I think that would
make you a mom, right?
the same older seductress,
But with no kids.
So I'm glad to say
I'm a cougar,
Or I'm a milf with no kids,
whatever you prefer.
I feel like if you can't
succeed in porn,
You kind of can't
succeed anywhere.
'cause it's really
not that difficult.
It's a skill we all have.
You're f***ing for a living.
People are like,
"how are you the best?"
Like, um, "I showed up
on time every time."
It's pretty hard
to fail out of porn,
But it seems like
everybody does it.
My last goal
in my retirement letter
Was to write this book,
And it'll be
one year on Tuesday.
So I did reach
all of my goals.
This is it.
This is so exciting.
Whoa. Okay.
I don't want to hurt anything.
I'm gonna open it
very carefully.
Now, everyone, this is
so f***ing dope.
Oh, look.
Oh!
My first two years
I was under contract
With a company called
metro home video.
Because I wanted
to feature dance.
Back then, when you were
the contract star,
They made these glamorous
posters and fliers for you,
And they gave you
as many as you wanted
To go out on the road
and use as marketing materials.
You know, in the '90's
when I started shooting,
I was unaware
that all of the movies
a contract girl shoots
Are sold to cable,
and cable was still
A very big place where
these companies made money.
Cable didn't buy interracial.
So I was unable
to do interracial
when I was under contract.
People were telling me
all day long, like,
"if you do interracial,
it's going to ruin your career.
"no one's going to hire you
as a feature dancer.
You're going
to make less money."
I don't really think we should
Because we should be showing
everyone the sexual experiences
that we are having,
And, of course, if there's
couples that are interracial,
They might want
to watch interracial porn.
And for you to not put that
out for them, and they're
a fan of yours,
Now they have
an opinion to form.
It's a mainly-- it's, of course,
All the company owners
and the agents,
And they all are
secretly racist.
So they all tell these girls
not to do this.
And then I'm the one
telling these girls,
"I've done more interracial than
regular scenes, and I'm good."
But it's a fear factor
for a young girl,
And of course, when you look up
to your agent, he's been
teaching you things,
You're gonna
believe what he says.
Then when they finally do
do interracial,
When they're not getting enough
They get paid more money for it.
Going to the post office myself.
'cause I want you all
to get your books.
And I want you to enjoy them.
And I want to hear
book reports, essays.
So, if you want to put
the boxes just down,
And I'll put 'em in.
I'll just have you photograph
me putting 'em in here.
Oh, sh*t. I just took a photo.
--of nothing.
How many do you think
I can put in at a time?
More than that.
Don't jam it up.
Don't jam it up.
These boxes took some getting
used to making, you know
what I mean?
Like, the first ten, there's
so much tape on them.
Then I got a system going,
you know.
What does that mean?
Is it stuck?
Is it full?
What do we do now?
Yeah, the "paylin" movie
pretty much single-handedly
changed my entire life.
So I have fans coming in
not because they're porn fans,
Just 'cause they
thought that was hysterical.
I have people that, like,
walk up to me now places,
And they're like, "right on,"
you know, "that was funny."
So it's just--
did you expect it
when you first shot it?
Did you think
it was gonna go...
That big? No.
2008 I was on set
shooting a movie,
And during my downtime
I was checking my messages,
And it was drew from hustler,
and drew said, "hey,
"we want to shoot a movie
about sarah palin,
And we want to call it
"nailin' paylin."
"who's nailin' paylin?"
which I thought was
a great name.
We want to use you,
you're perfect for it.
This is gonna kind of
be a big deal.
Privyet.
We hate to trouble you,
But I'm afraid
we have a flat tire.
We were wondering
if we could use your phone
to call the kremlin.
Oh, I'm sorry, fellas,
I don't speak russian.
Kremlin. It means...
-How you say?
-Tow truck.
Well, in the spirit
of foreign relations,
I'm sure there's no harm in me
letting the two of you in.
Come on in.
You know, the business
lashed out at me.
Girls thought
I stole that scene
Because someone else got
the phone call at my agency,
But I insisted I did it.
It was really weird
how when you get popular,
People who were
nice to you last week
Just, like, venomously hate you
behind your back.
And at that point I realized,
"okay, well,
I'm gonna have this,
"this is gonna keep me
incredibly busy.
"f*** all these people.
"I'm gonna be able
to charge more money.
"they already hate me.
I know my value.
I know what I'm selling.
I know what I'm doing."
When I went to strip clubs,
I now had
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