After Porn Ends 2

we're on the set of lisa ann's

"big titted cougars."

Whew. Shocker that I would

be in a cougar movie.

what's the difference with

a cougar and a milf?

My take is,

a cougar and a milf:

Milf is supposed to be

a "mom that I'd like to f***."

So I think that would

make you a mom, right?

I think a cougar is

the same older seductress,

But with no kids.

So I'm glad to say

I'm a cougar,

Or I'm a milf with no kids,

whatever you prefer.

I feel like if you can't

succeed in porn,

You kind of can't

succeed anywhere.

'cause it's really

not that difficult.

It's a skill we all have.

You're f***ing for a living.

People are like,

"how are you the best?"

Like, um, "I showed up

on time every time."

It's pretty hard

to fail out of porn,

But it seems like

everybody does it.

My last goal

in my retirement letter

Was to write this book,

And it'll be

one year on Tuesday.

So I did reach

all of my goals.

This is it.

This is so exciting.

Whoa. Okay.

I don't want to hurt anything.

I'm gonna open it

very carefully.

Now, everyone, this is

so f***ing dope.

Oh, look.

Oh!

My first two years

I was under contract

With a company called

metro home video.

And being under contract

was an ideal situation for me

Because I wanted

to feature dance.

Back then, when you were

the contract star,

They made these glamorous

posters and fliers for you,

And they gave you

as many as you wanted

To go out on the road

and use as marketing materials.

You know, in the '90's

when I started shooting,

I was unaware

that all of the movies

a contract girl shoots

Are sold to cable,

and cable was still

A very big place where

these companies made money.

Cable didn't buy interracial.

So I was unable

to do interracial

when I was under contract.

People were telling me

all day long, like,

"if you do interracial,

it's going to ruin your career.

"no one's going to hire you

as a feature dancer.

You're going

to make less money."

I don't really think we should

be choosing color of skin

Because we should be showing

everyone the sexual experiences

that we are having,

And, of course, if there's

couples that are interracial,

They might want

to watch interracial porn.

And for you to not put that

out for them, and they're

a fan of yours,

Now they have

an opinion to form.

It's a mainly-- it's, of course,

a mainly white business,

All the company owners

and the agents,

And they all are

secretly racist.

So they all tell these girls

not to do this.

And then I'm the one

telling these girls,

"I've done more interracial than

regular scenes, and I'm good."

But it's a fear factor

for a young girl,

And of course, when you look up

to your agent, he's been

teaching you things,

You're gonna

believe what he says.

Then when they finally do

do interracial,

When they're not getting enough

work doing other things,

They get paid more money for it.

Going to the post office myself.

'cause I want you all

to get your books.

And I want you to enjoy them.

And I want to hear

book reports, essays.

So, if you want to put

the boxes just down,

And I'll put 'em in.

I'll just have you photograph

me putting 'em in here.

Oh, sh*t. I just took a photo.

--of nothing.

How many do you think

I can put in at a time?

More than that.

Don't jam it up.

Don't jam it up.

These boxes took some getting

used to making, you know

what I mean?

Like, the first ten, there's

so much tape on them.

Then I got a system going,

you know.

What does that mean?

Is it stuck?

Is it full?

What do we do now?

Is there another one?

Yeah, the "paylin" movie

pretty much single-handedly

changed my entire life.

So I have fans coming in

not because they're porn fans,

Just 'cause they

thought that was hysterical.

I have people that, like,

walk up to me now places,

And they're like, "right on,"

you know, "that was funny."

So it's just--

it broke a barrier for me.

did you expect it

when you first shot it?

Did you think

it was gonna go...

That big? No.

2008 I was on set

shooting a movie,

And during my downtime

I was checking my messages,

And it was drew from hustler,

and drew said, "hey,

"we want to shoot a movie

about sarah palin,

And we want to call it

"nailin' paylin."

"who's nailin' paylin?"

which I thought was

a great name.

We want to use you,

you're perfect for it.

This is gonna kind of

be a big deal.

Privyet.

We hate to trouble you,

But I'm afraid

we have a flat tire.

We were wondering

if we could use your phone

to call the kremlin.

Oh, I'm sorry, fellas,

I don't speak russian.

Kremlin. It means...

-How you say?

-Tow truck.

Well, in the spirit

of foreign relations,

I'm sure there's no harm in me

letting the two of you in.

Come on in.

You know, the business

lashed out at me.

Girls thought

I stole that scene

Because someone else got

the phone call at my agency,

But I insisted I did it.

It was really weird

how when you get popular,

People who were

nice to you last week

Just, like, venomously hate you

And are talking about you

behind your back.

And at that point I realized,

"okay, well,

I'm gonna have this,

"this is gonna keep me

incredibly busy.

"f*** all these people.

"I'm gonna be able

to charge more money.

"they already hate me.

I know my value.

I know what I'm selling.

I know what I'm doing."

When I went to strip clubs,

I now had

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