2045 the Bounty Hunter Page #5

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But why would I think that when

only one of us is actually an adult?

Like l said, I've been working.

And what l do is I hunt down criminals.

Idiots who jump bail, specificaIly.

-You are a bounty hunter?

-Yep.

And much as it pains me to say this,

and it really does...

...l gotta take you to jail.

Oh, God. All right.

Come on, who put you up to this?

-Somebody at the paper?

-No, just the old State of New York.

-Are you--? Don't you touch me.

-Shall we?

You really think

you're taking me anywhere?

No, not anywhere. Just jail.

Oh, goddamn it, Milo.

You don't seem to understand.

I am in the middle of something

really important.

Tell you what.

You wanna make a break for it...

...l will give you

a 1 0-second head start.

-I am an adult, Milo. I'm--

-Ten.

-Nine. Eight.

-Do you really think l--?

Seven.

Six.

Five. Four.

Three. Two.

One.

Try again.

-God.

-Extra salt, just the way you like it.

-Jesus. Stewart, no.

-I wanna help. Let me help. Please.

Why'd you hang up on me?

Taxi.

Oh, sh*t.

-Get in the car.

-I am not going to jail.

Oh, I beg to differ.

-Oh, what, you're gonna shoot me?

-Nope.

-I'm gonna shoot a cab driver.

-No, he's kidd-- He doesn't mean it.

No, I mean it.

Chickenshits!

All right.

Can we just talk about this?

Fine.

What do you wanna say?

I'm not letting you take me to jail.

-DuIy noted.

-And I'm--

Milo. Oh, my--

You have got to be kidding me.

You have got to be kidding me.

Don't you--

Milo, stop it.

Seriously, put me down.

Milo, goddamn it.

You cannot be putting me in a trunk.

You cannot be seri--

I'm dead "seri."

Hey, Mi-- Hey!

Oh, my God. I'm gonna have

a panic attack. Oh, my God. MiIo!

Milo. Goddamn it!

Open this trunk, Milo.

Right now. Milo.

Okay. Okay.

Yeah, l've got

a couple of small tats myself.

But l'm still amazed at the level of pain

people will go through...

...to make an impression.

Do you know what l mean?

I was just asking around.

Okay? I swear to God,

I don't know anything.

What if I tattoo the word "snitch"

on your eyelids?

-Or better yet, "dead snitch."

-Look, okay, look. Look.

All I know

is there's this reporter, okay?

And she said something about

a car with stolen plates at a suicide.

What's her name?

Sid's Bail Bonds.

Guess what I've got in my trunk.

Is that some sort

of perverted innuendo? Who is this?

Oh, come on, Teresa, it's me.

You know it's me.

-Hey, I need to taIk to Sid.

-Yeah, Sid's not available right now.

Last I heard, he was trying to start

a fire with two sticks and pure rage.

Just teIl him that I got her,

all right? l'm bringing her in.

I'll be back in two hours, and l want

a bonus for bringing her in so quick.

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