2001 Maniacs

Synopsis: While traveling on vacation to Florida, the college friends Anderson Lee, Cory Jones and Nelson Elliot meet the gorgeous Joey and Kat in a gas station traveling with their gay friend Ricky to the same location. Anderson gives his phone number to Joey in Florida. The teenagers decide to take a shortcut and they find a detour through an old road leading to the Southern town of Pleasant Valley. They are welcomed by the local Mayor Buckman as guests of honor together with Joey, Kat, Ricky and the Afro-American biker Malcolm and his Chinese girlfriend Leah and invited to stay for their Guts and Glory Jubilee with free lodging, meals and booze at Granny Boone's hotel, and dancing, games and a mouth-watering barbecue in the climax of the jubilee. The group accepts the invitation but sooner they find who will supply the meat for the feast.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Tim Sullivan
Production: GreeneStreet Films
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.4
R
Year:
2005
87 min
247 Views


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Take aim.

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Fire!

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Unprecedented,

historic casualties.

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More Americans died in

the so-called Civil War...

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than in the two

World Wars combined.

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618,000.

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Although popular media usually

portrays the Civil War...

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as a series of epic battles

for honor and glory...

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the reality is far from either.

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General Sherman's march

through South Carolina alone...

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cost over 8,000 innocent

Southerners their lives.

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Sparing no women or children...

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Sherman reduced the city

of Columbia to ashes overnight.

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While you're on spring break

next week down in Florida...

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you might better understand

why so many Southerners...

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still are angry at the North...

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and their rampage of

death and destruction.

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l get it.

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Their fashion might be

a little bit out of date.

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Rest assured

one day in the future...

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your grandkids will be

laughing at photos of you.

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Sh*t.

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All right, all right,

settle down.

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One of the big problems

for the Southerners--

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F***ing piece of sh*t!

God damn it!

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Nelson!

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lt's jammed, sir.

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What's going on?

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Oh, God.

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Have a nice break.

See you in two weeks.

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You, you, you...stay!

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lt's about respect,

gentlemen.

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Respect for me...

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respect for

the subject matter...

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but, most of all,

respect for yourselves.

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Papers like this--

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''General Sherman:

A Total Badass''--

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ain't going to cut it.

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Your antics today

clearly demonstrated...

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how serious you are

about your studies.

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You, Anderson,

you missed class yesterday.

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Actually,

l didn't miss it at all.

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You think

this is very funny, eh?

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This university

won't miss any of you...

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next semester

when you're expelled.

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That is, unless

you all turn in...

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three new term papers...

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by, let's say,

the end of spring break.

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Let me remind you

of an old saying--

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Those who don't

learn from history...

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are doomed to repeat it.

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Gentlemen,

the party's over.

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Vilano Beach,

Palm Beach, Palm Coast.

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Daytona!

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Aw, shut the f*** up.

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How much farther are we?

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l don't know.

lt's not even that bad.

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Daytona is

another eight hours.

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lt's in Florida.

lt's heavy-duty.

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Dump the f***in' map.

l'll find us a shortcut.

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Dude, this is so nice, man.

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Why do we even

want to go to Florida?

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We should just

stay right here.

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Have you guys taken a moment

to look around you?

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Look at this place!

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Oh, yeah.

lt's f***in' awesome.

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l love the smell

of cow sh*t in the morning.

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Take it all in, boys.

Sniff it.

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All right, all right,

all right.

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l know what l'm gonna

write my term paper on.

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''Cow Sh*t of the South:

The Smell of Victory.''

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Dudes!

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The whole point was getting away

from history class.

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F***!

What the f*** is this?!

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Who is this guy?

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What the f***?

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That was my armadillo.

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We've been tracking that

all day.

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You totally wasted it.

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Chris Kobin

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