2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams Page #3

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What the f***!

Welcome to Pleasant

Vally! H m, sorta.

# Hey, Hey

Yowdy, heydy, aye #

# Great new world

Brand new day #

# Hey, Hey

Yowdy, heydy, aye. #

Whoo-hal

Now let me introduce

myself. Name's Buckman,

George W. Buckman, and

ya'll arrived just in time

to be our special guests at the

Pleasant Valley Travelling Jamboree

You clowns

for real?

As

it gets, macho.

That's right. Now, uh,

back In our hometown

of dear 'oI Pleasant

Valley, Georgia,

every year about this time-

Whoa.

What the hell Is that?

Why, that's

my pooch box.

Pooch box?

Scarlet Red means

log box, gentlemen,

come her 18th birthday I

may present her with the key.

She's very progressive.

Oh, you good at licking rock, Hollywood?

Hell, I'll lick

your rock silly, babe.

China Rose

is trying to say

" Picking locks?

My lock. "

I can pick locks.

When I was a kid, I broke into a shul,

and the Shammes caught

me lifting a challah.

Holy Moly I Folks,

we got ourselves a Hebrew I

That's "Jew"

to you, Colonel.

Jew, Hebrew, Christ-killer,

It's all the same in Spain.

That reminds me,

what's the difference between

an Israeli and an Israelite?

About 100 calories.

Moving right

along, folks.

Every year, down in

Georgia, we put on a show-

Wait a minute.

Did you say Georgia?

Why, yeah, ma'am,

our proud govern state.

Do you think we could cheat

this local for Georgia?

For the right price,

I can play Laguna Beach

for the Golan Heights.

What's all

the whispering about?

Uh, Mayor Buckman.

Turner, VaI Tuner.

Producer.

Oh.

Well, I do think we

shall join your jamboree.

Well, that's great news

H it, Crow!

# Hot games and feasting'

Yeah! #

Ew.

Ugh.

# Hot games and feastin'

Yeah I

# Hot games and feastin'

Yeah I #

Christ on a cracker, boys.

After all

these 140 odd years,

sometimes, I think

we should just,

burn the whole goddamn

North in one giant bonfire!

Ah, but,

what's the style In that?

One shot discharge-

None, Captain my.

None at all.

You're damn

right, Harper,

besides, It goes

against tradition,

and quite frankly,

Is about all we got left.

The network

is gonna love this,

a bunch

of redneck outsiders

who thought the South won the Civil War.

They didn't?

No, Tina,

they didn't.

Duh, that's right.

It was the Nazis.

Anyway, while our

sister act pretties up...

Jesus, you and Jerry

go and do some scouting. See if you

can find some indigenous locations here.

You do know what

"indigenous" means, right?

Hey, VaI, why don't you, me and Bristol

do some Interviews

with the hicks?

You know, put

a face to the place.

If you don't mind, I'd rather

go with Jesus and Cherry.

What? You got a thing for this cholo?

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