16 Wishes

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Ladies and gentlemen,

Christopher Wilde!

Every girl, every boy

They got your posters on their walls

Photographs, autographs

Soon as you step out the door

You will meet the applause

Yeah!

Paparazzis hiding in the bushes

Trying to make a dollar

Wanna be you, when they see you

They scream out loud

Starstruck, camera flashes

Cover of magazines

Starstruck, designer sunglasses

Living the dream as a teen

Driving fancy cars

Hollywood Boulevard

Hear the crowd

calling your name, yeah!

Starstruck!

Prepare to get...

Starstruck!

All right!

Yeah!

Starstruck

Yeah! Yay-yeah!

As soon as you move

They gonna talk about it

In the paper, the news

They gonna talk about it

'Cause you're on the A-list

You better believe it

You better believe it, yeah...

I just love Christopher Wilde.

'Cause you're in the top spot

And nothing can stop ya

And nothing can stop ya

Jessica!

Oh, I'm sorry, Sara.

Am I blocking your view

of what's his name?

Move it or lose it, sister.

Sara, Jessica. Suitcases.

Come pick out your clothes

and get packed.

We're leaving for the airport

right after school tomorrow.

In less than 24 hours,

I'll be in Los Angeles

where Christopher lives.

What if he picks me up at the airport?

Why would he do that?

I'm an original member of his fan club.

I follow his minute-by-minute

blog posts,

and I text him every day.

Trust me, he wants to meet me.

Is it too late for me to be an only child?

- Yes.

- Then can I please stay home?

- No.

- Why not?

Because your grandmother

hasn't seen you in two years.

Plus, you're a minor and it's illegal.

Everybody...

There's more about Christopher.

The fabulous Christopher Wilde

picked up six

Music Association Awards last night,

just in time for his new CD,

Real Wilde,

to drop, wow, double platinum.

I caught up with our favourite pop star

on the red carpet.

Well, first I'd love to say

thank you so much

for buying the records

and coming to my concerts.

You're the reason I love what I do.

You guys are the best fans

in the world. Thank you.

He is such an amazing person.

He's definitely not amazing.

He is amazing.

And if you knew him like I know him,

you wouldn't say that.

Hello? We live in Michigan.

You don't know him.

But I do.

I know everything about him.

I know where he works,

eats,

shops,

surfs,

and parties.

- You ready to party?

- Absolutely.

Well, let's do it!

You know, out of all of your cars,

Angelina's my favourite.

- Angelina?

- Yeah. I mean, look at her.

Hey, does that new valet

look a little shifty to you?

- No. Not really.

- He looks a little shifty to me.

Come on, Stubby.

Let's find you a real girl.

That is a real girl.

Oh, wow. Look who it is.

Christopher Wilde's girlfriend,

the fantabulous,

fabulous Alexis Bender!

- Hi, sweetie.

- Hi.

- Stubby.

- Yeah.

You look beautiful tonight.

I know. Wait until you see

what I'm wearing tomorrow.

- Tomorrow?

- Tomorrow?

My birthday?

Baby, you promised

you were gonna sing.

Right. Hey, I'll be there. Absolutely.

Okay. Wait.

- Something's wrong.

- Yeah, you're here.

What? It's guys' night out!

Where are the paparazzi?

Oh, you did not blog again, did you?

There he is. Let's run.

That's so weird. Hi.

- Look right here.

- Just like that.

All right, back-back up, guys. Back...

Back up! Back up!

Okay, back up, back up,

back up, back up, back up!

- Come on.

- What? Calm down.

You're not invited.

Everybody's invited, Sara.

It's an all-school dance.

The operative word being "dance."

Embarrassing.

Don't worry. I'm just going there

to cover it for the school paper.

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