15 ans et demi Page #3

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- What's that?

- Don't touch me.

A piercing?

Take it off, right now!

- Screw you.

- Get back here!

Piss off.

Get back here now.

Open this door

or there's going to be trouble!

Now, it's war!

You had no right to hit me!

I'm your father,

and I'll do as I see fit!

You're my father? News to me.

I'll knock this door down.

Help, police! Rape!

Stand back and cover your eyes.

There could be splinters.

Help me!

You asked for it.

Watch out.

One...

two...

- What?

- It's in the bag.

She's talking about you.

Barbara.

She's hooked already.

Make her hair grow back,

and she'll be all over you.

Get lost!

- What's happening?

- Listen, it's not a good time.

It is Eglantine?

- You guys fighting?

- No, we're fine.

You need the Guyster.

I'll swing by.

Give me a break. Go home.

- You okay?

- Fine! I'll let you know!

Not raping Eglantine,

by any chance?

I keep telling you we're fine!

Jean Maxence?

Why are you here?

Eglantine Said

you were losing it.

She called you? Why you?

Darling?

I'll make some coffee.

Where is she?

I just can't figure out

where I've screwed up.

All this over a report card.

And she's passing!

She might be passing,

but your test results are pathetic.

'My Father:
Hero or Zero? '

Problem solved.

- Can I see her?

- Sure, sweetie.

Listen,

you have great intentions.

But you're doomed.

You can't suddenly

parent a teen.

Accept help, or she'll suffer.

'Finding Your Inner Dad'

Not your 'flaky methods'.

'Route 66 to Nirvana -

My Handy Guide to Fulfillment'.

'How to Turn an Average Woman

into a Wonderful Wife'.

'10 Steps to Tame Your Teen'.

Three best-selling

helping hands.

I get letters every day.

If you don't sign up

for 'Finding Your Inner Dad'...

although I think

it's what you need...

at least look at my DVD.

All right, everybody out.

This is getting out of hand.

Go on!

Bathrobe man!

Let her go

and come out with your hands up!

Julien, it's 10 am.

This is your third reminder.

I'm asking you

to get up right now.

Let me sleep!

It's 10:
30 I only start at 10:30.

I can't take

this routine anymore!

GETUP!

A fascinating case study.

Voice modulation is important.

If you're tense

when the dialogue starts...

there will be a clash,

inevitably.

Before entering the room...

Hello.

Come on, Anne Sophie.

Honey?

We can't keep not talking.

You are in punishment, but has not

to stay in your room.

- Perhaps we can...

- What?

Eat waffles and ride

a merry-go-round?

- Wait, wait.

- What?

I just gave you a little smack.

Let's not make a federal case.

Zo's parents are lawyers.

I could sue.

What did you tell them?

Don't want a child-abuser rap?

- Too harsh?

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