13 Moons

Synopsis: Can you solve the mystery of the 13 moons?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Alexandre Rockwell
Production: Lot 47 Films
93 min

Come on. What are you doing?

What are you doing, Bananas

It is your reply.

Stop juggling.

We should stop.

Come on, Bananas.

Spin him around and select a Butch.

Stop juggling.

The performance is over.

Spin him

and choose today's Butch.

Go home and take a drink.

- Are you ready for something different?

- Yes...

He changes the show.

You can not do the role.


Look, you little clown.

Spin him as Bananas.

Otherwise, I rip your eyebrows

and attach them in the ass!

- Wait. He chooses a Butch.

Bananas have become Balloony!

Spin him now

and select a Butch.

No one can be Butch throughout life,

or bananas for that matter.

But Balloony

... playing with balloons!

- What the hell are you doing?

- I want Bananas.

- I have had enough of this!

- You...

Would you like to play with... Balloony?

- F*** you, clown!

- Did I hear right?


We are given clear for today.

- Want to play with... Balloony?

- F*** you, clown!

Hurry up, Timmy!

Mom will be too late.

And there was a child

who said "F*** you".

Meet me at the hotel

about half an hour.

It was not my fault.

It was the kid who said it.

This Ear receiver does not work.

Jack Armstrong wants to talk to you.

We got fired.

- So he can not do.

- Now he has actually done it.

- Because of the kid?

- He does not think you're funny.

Jack Armstrong is a danger to hell!

He has ruined the show.

We should be working

with normal children on the street again.

Have you thought about people watching

The Banana Show to see the track?

- I can no more.

- The children laugh at it.

- There are others in life.

- Yes, to get adults to cry.

- It will be even worse.

- How?

- Where you meet your girlfriend?

- At the hotel.

- No good idea.

"This is my life, Binky.

Yes, but...

Laurie is in L.A.

My wife?

- She has nothing to do here!

- You are still married, Bananas.

"I hope Lily is not there.

- Does she have the key?

Yes, of course.

She is my girlfriend!

Wait a minute...

- What?

- I hope not too late.

Stops you to say it?

My God!


You may go down and stop Lily.

I will prevent possible murder.

I will not go down.

- Can you do me a favor?

- Let me go!

I can explain 80% of it.

The remaining 20% is not important.

You are a lying sh*t boot.

"We need to talk.

- Really?

This is a lie detector

Speak loudly and clearly.

I love you, Laurie, but...

- Now?

- It was a sight for the gods.

I know that sounds stupid,

but I can explain everything.

You will laugh about it later.

Meet me...

Meet me at the club

about half an hour.

Is it the police? I wish to notify

a legal trouble.

Sunrise Hotel. Third and Washington.

Apartment Brk.

Assault, yes. And intimidation!


- If you leave him?

"We have never been together.

We can talk, Laurie.

Stop the car.

What are you doing?

Stop the car!

We can talk.

I have not been unfaithful

because we have separated.

I hope not to.

You must kill me first, sweetheart.

What are you doing?

Slow down, Laurie!

What are you doing?


- How was it?

- Why did you call the police?

Mo Potter, creditors.

How goes it?

- Sorry, Mo. He is gone.

- I lose my commission?

- Oh, yeah.

- Sh*t. It was Five thousand.

- sorry.

- It is not your fault.

I send a sniffer dog

after him and see...

...what comes up.

- Go, Mo!

- Mo Potter, creditors.

- I need you, Mo.

- Lenny! What happened?

Come down to Los Feliz prison.

- What the hell is that noise?

- It is the heat pipes.

Idioten had a piece in the studio

who went by. They arrested my girlfriend.

- Was it someone who was hurt?

- What does it matter?

I pay not enough, huh?

It was a direct question.

- No, leave it be!

- What the hell is happening?

- What is it with you, Mo?

- Who the hell is that?

- It is my exfru, Lenny.

I lose a fortune!

Add all the other crap aside

and meet me on 15 minutes!

- Go now, boy.

- Where?

Los Feliz prison!

Hear you not?

- Where is it?

- I do it myself!

Take your damn rat dog

with you. And wash it!

- You must fit Timmy tonight.

- I?

- Kid?

- Yes. Your son, Mo.

What are you doing?

Do you think I long

after your rubbish?

My mother is sick

and I have to work extra.

- Get a babysitter.

- Do you not think that I have tried?

It is easier now. The only

few hours. I need the job.

Should I lug around on him

all night?

Yes... But to ensure

that he is going early to bed.

Honey, you stay here with Daddy.

Will it be good?

You have your sandwich

and I bought a book for you.

Do you have personal viewfinder?

Can I not smile?

This will be good. I love you.

Behave properly now.

Thanks, Mo.

I call you when I have left.

Happy birthday, kid.

Well, you...

What do you want?

Something to drink? Cola?


How about a mjlkfri drink?

It makes you sleep.

It is much lime in it.

I have to the police

and organize some things.

But I know you are good.

You measure up.

Right, old boy?

You remember that I called you that?

It's Bananas!

- My wife is arrested...

I'm on the way out. Take your card.

We separated for half a year ago.

- I said nothing about my girlfriend...

- Take your card.

I will try.

She came to my hotel room...

We have separated,

but we are still married...

...the police from Los Feliz.

- Right, Binky?

Yes... Police from Los Feliz.

Maybe I can help you,

but I must rush off now.

Come to the police station.

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Brandon Cole (born March 13, 1984) is an American professional basketball player who played college basketball for Xavier. more…

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