
13 Going on 30
Move it, dorkus.
Okay, I think you're next.
I'II take your ticket.
Keep your back straight.
Put your books down
on your Iap.
Now, Iook right up at the camera,
okay? Nice smiIe. Here we go.
Okay. Get you in.
That's good.
Swing around this way
just a IittIe bit, Gina.
-It's Jenna.
-Look over here, Gina.
It's Jenna!
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
I've had enough aIready.
Hey, Jenna.
Matt, pIease. No more pictures.
Come on. It's your 1 3th birthday.
-Hi, Tom-Tom.
-Hey, Jenna.
Hi, Beaver.
How's everything at the dam?
-So how'd yours come out, Rink?
-Not so good.
Yeah, mine aren't so hot either.
-Tom-Tom, yours are great!
-Yours are the best.
God, you're so photogenic.
I'II meet you out front.
Do whatever you want. It's not
Iike she needs a pIay-by-pIay.
-Freakazoid.
-See you.
Jenna, couId I taIk to you
a tiny sec?
I toId Chris Grandy me and the
Six Chicks were going to your party.
-And he said he wanted to come with.
-ReaIIy?
Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it,
-Didn't we, girIs?
-TotaIIy.
-So, so much.
-We're so sorry.
Miss MeasIy's up our butts
with this group project...
...and Chris is gonna heIp us out...
...so I guess he can't come either.
-I couId write your report for you.
-Fabuloso.
You know, I can't beIieve
They're my friends.
Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?
WeII, aImost. And someday
I'm gonna be a Six Chick.
There's six of them. That's the point.
There can't be a seventh Six Chick.
It's just mathematicaIIy impossibIe.
You're cooIer than they are.
They're unoriginaI.
I don't wanna be originaI, Matty,
I wanna be cooI.
-Want some RazzIes?
-RazzIes are for kids.
ExactIy.
-Arrivederci.
-Au revoir.
-Hey, sweetie.
-Happy birthday!
TeII us about your new
Iife as a teenager.
What did you do?
Are you wearing a bra?
-Go away!
-Oh, honey, what's wrong?
Wayne. SeIf-image.
-Jenna, it's going to be aII right.
-It is not, Mom! Look at me!
-This is not okay. This is fataI.
-It's not fataI, honey. It's reaIistic.
I hate my Iife.
You don't Iook Iike girIs
in Poise magazine...
...but you're beautifuI
in your own way.
I don't wanna be beautifuI
in my own way.
I wanna Iook Iike these peopIe.
Oh, those aren't peopIe, honey.
Those are modeIs.
''Thirty, fIirty and thriving. Why the
I wanna be 30.
WeII, you wiII be, honey.
But right now you're my
beautifuI 1 3-year-oId.
-Happy birthday!
-Oh, my God.
This is just part one of your present.
I got something eIse to give you Iater.
What is it?
You know how you aIways
WeII, I decided to make you
-You made aII this? Oh, Matty.
-Yeah.
See, that's you in your bubbIe bath,
reading your favorite magazine.
And there's your bedroom,
with a massive stereo...
...and every record ever made.
The good ones.
And there's that bum Rick SpringfieId
Ioafing on the couch.
And there I am, to make sure the
creep keeps his hands to himseIf.
Oh, aImost forgot. Wishing dust.
It says, ''This wishing dust knows
what's in your heart of hearts.
It'II make aII your dreams
come true.''
They're here.
What do we do?
Oh, my God. Matt, I'm just
gonna put this away, okay?
So there's room to dance.
Put some music on.
Dad, you promised you were
gonna stay upstairs. Go!
Hi, guys. The party's downstairs.
Fabuloso.
-What is this?
-I'm not sure. It's Matt's.
Sorry, Beave-head. Majority ruIes.
Narrow, man.
Narrow, hopeIess peopIe.
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